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"Hello..."
"It's me."
"I was wondering if after all these weeks you're still addicted,
To this song, by Adele,""I know it has got a stupid name, but you mentioned it first,"
"That's not an excuse, you weird-ass,"
"Well at least I got one and you dooon't..."
"Hey that was so irrelevaaant,
That's your mother's words when she was pregnant,
About you, and your dad,
You don't have great asses,
So just shut up, alas,
Before I hang up, cuz I went mad.""Nice [laughs]. Debut single is already here."
"By the gods, you're so annoying."
"Aww, my little girl is mad..."
"Excuse me? Who's your little girl?"
"Oh, eh, talking to my dog. She's right here. Wanna talk to her?"
"I'm rolling my eyes."
"[screechy] MEOW! [muffled] Bast, what the hell? Translanguaging, remember? Show me some skills! [scuffles] OW! [phone drops] You ungrateful piece of arrogant shit! Get back here! BASTET!"
"[snickers]"
"Yeah yeah, just you laugh."
"A dog. Yeah right."
"Shut up."
"[giggles] Well, creds for her name."
"Pffhhh, yeah. I'd just finished The Kane Chronicles when I found this criminal loitering in my backgarden, and she kinda does look like the cat goddess, so I thought, why not?"
"Criminal?"
"She once hid my phone and I couldn't find it for a week. Had to Skype every goddamn time."
"Hah [laughs]. You deserved it. But what happened afterwards?"
"Well, I found it covered in hairballs some time later in her litter box, and god knows what she did to it, so I punished her and got a new phone."
"What?"
"I got a new phone. Well, not exactly new - my dad always have this obsession towards the newest iPhone models, and the one she took was his old 5S. I still kept my 5, so yeah."
"Rich-ass."
"What's with you and all the booty talk?"
"Haha, no idea either. So, when you found your phone, what was the scariest thing?"
"Uh... cat faeces inside the charger-hole?"
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Teenage Helpline
Historia CortaIn which an optimistic girl tries to fix a broken boy. But a helpline can only do so much. ████████████████ Written in dialogue form. Also written when I was like 15 so please don't come for me :') Not a prequel to "Parent Helpline". © @MiaNightlock...