A/N: Don't you just love my chapter names I do. Slight slash, gore.
Disclaimer: Refer to my other horrid puns and disclaimers.
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"Lubricus."
About 15 heads snapped to stare at Seamus, in front of the fire. He had just used the lube spell on his hands, and Harry was laying shirtless in front of him.
"Well fuck y' too. I'm not shaggin' Har in the middle of the room." He motioned towards Harry, lube dripping off his hands and onto Harry's back. "I'm giving my boyfriend a massage after Quidditch Practice, tossers."
Several reluctant heads turned away, and Seamus started rubbing his hands across Harry's back and against the muscles, trying to ease the tension.
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Harry decided to have some fun with this massage, especially after everyone snapped their heads towards them. Each time Seamus would start to roll a knot or hit a tense muscle, he'd squirm and moan.
"Ohh..." Harry grinned and tried to make it sound as sexual as possible. "Shay... Right there!"
He heard giggles and felt eyes on his back, and started to step it up a notch.
"Right there!" Harry purred, "Don't stop!"
'Harry, stop.'
'No, this is fun.' Harry mentally fondled Seamus through the bond, who stifled a moan and played it off as a groan at Harry's antics.
Seamus had enough. Meaning he had enough to convince him that he needed Harry. He picked up the smaller, turned to the room and attempted to hide his blush.
"Shaddup." Seamus carried Harry up to their room and shut the door.
Ginny, Dean, and Ron were sitting next to the window laughing. They all knew exactly what was about to Happen.
"5 galleons they forget to silence the door." Ron grinned. Several younger Gryffindors gaped, and a few of the younger boys grimaced.
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Seamus had Harry at his mercy, his eyes glossed over. He'd taken to being completely submissive when he wanted Seamus the most.
Seamus laid Harry down and started kissing him, moving down to Harry's nipples. A few well-placed nibbles and bites and Harry was moving down to give the Irishman a blowjob, Seamus flipped them over to make it easier on them.
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"I never agreed to the bet." Ginny whined, trying to tune out the screams Seamus was letting out. Several 3rd years were plugging their fingers in their ears, and most of the other higher forms had conjured earplugs.
"You'd have made me hand over 5 galleons if I were wrong." Ron crossed his arms.
"Oh for the love of...!" Hermione stomped up the boys stairs, and pointed her wand at the door. "Silencio."
Many people ran over and thanked Hermione, hugging her.
"I wonder what Harry could possibly be doing to make Seamus scream like that." A fourth year boy asked, "I mean, I've never heard anyone scream like that, and my brothers are really loud with their girlfriends."
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Vulnera Sanentur
RomanceAfter The Battle of Hogwarts, everyone is required to retake the previous year. The Board of Governors have added an 8th and 9th year, as well as a new exam required to get into Government based jobs. Follow Seamus and his many friends through love...
