Get Out of My Face + Scaring Japanese Kids

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I don't know why some people just don't get it. Like, you know when someone's in a bad mood, and it shows, because they snap at you. When they say, "Go away," they really do mean, GO AWAY.

Some people just continue to persistantly annoy me and ignore the message I say. It's not like I'm making vague hints either! I literally go, "Go away." I'll explain it now.

Go Away: it means to get your face out of my bubble before I do a Pokémon move on your ass. Or, if I have a book on hand, Maka Chop you. For people who don't understand my Soul Eater reference, there's this girl named Maka in the series. She's the main character and for some reason, she normally has a thick hardcover book in her hand. Whenever her partner Soul pisses her off, she screams, "Maka Chop!" and hits him over the head with her book, thus leaving an imprint on his head. Now, I obviously can't hit someone over the head with a book, no, they need every brain cell they can keep! I can however, Maka Chop them anywhere else. Aim low, aim high. You know?

On a brighter note, the Japanese kids have arrived! Actually, they came on Monday, but I just decided to put this now. LOL. I'll explain it first. Every year, at my current school, there's an exchange program where these Japanese students come over to Canada for a week. People volunteer to host them at their houses for their entire stay. Unfortunately, there were only boys left and um, girls can't host boys. Yeah.

Anyway, so the kids come, and hilariously, all of them are wearing winter jackets. I was kinda stunned at this when I looked down at my hoodie. I thought, "Is it really that cold?" 

Also, the kids speak almost no language, so our communication is basically waving to each other. 

Which leads to my next story.

Alright, so I'm sitting down at my lunch table, eating with my friends. There are two Japanese students sitting on the other end of the table [we have three tables connected to each other]. After finishing, two friends and I slide across two tables to look at them. All we said was hi, before they left. The next day they had a field trip, so we didn't see them. We learned their names though!

Actually, scratch that thought. After school, when I was walking home, I saw one of the Japanese kids. I waved and said hi. I swear, he literally turned around, looked at me, froze on the spot, and then awkwardly said hi. 

Now today, I saw that kid at lunch again. It was raining outside, so all of us were cramped in the cafeteria. He had his iPhone out [the words were in Japanese, so I kinda blinked and looked away]. I was seriously being super creepy, because I stood up, turned my head to look at his screen, then sat back down.

A few of my classmates came over and asked to see his iPhone. He unlocked it for them and showed them it. I caught what he was listening to. This was my exact reaction.

"OH, MY GOSH! HE LIKES BIGBANG! HE LIKES BIGBANG!" 

I screamed that. To be honest, I was kinda disappointed, because I'm not a fan of BigBang. I am a complete ShaWol. <3 SHINee fighting! :]

So my friend asks him if he likes SHINee. Now she's being a creep, because, well, her actions speak for themselves. 

"Do you like SHINee? Lucifer? Ring Ding Dong?" Then she does some weird movement, pissing me off. I jumped off the bench and start yelling at her. Why, you ask?

"You're not doing it right! What the hell is this? It's like this! Down, and to the left!" 

I demonstrate how to do the pelvic movements properly. He kinda glances at us before turning away. Then the bell rings and we go back to our lockers. I see one of my friends who's in the same homeroom as the guy hosting the Japanese kid. So I go, "Hey, you know _____, right? I think we're creeping him out."

"Yeah! Yesterday, he was like, 'That girl with the glasses is scary.'"

I doubled over laughing. They're so cute. I seriously love teasing people. As evil as that sounds, I think it's kinda fun when people are scared of me. Like, not the really scared as in I'm bullying them. Not that kind of scared, because I hate bullies. They suck. I mean as in the, oh-look-it's-her-OH-CRAP-IT'S-HER, that kind of scared. This is the reaction one of my friends have when they see me. No, seriously.

I go, "Hi." 

He says, "Oh, shit."

I am totally feeling the love. But don't worry, I don't mind, so no hard feelings. It takes a lot to chip my armor, you know? My ultimate pride and such.

Anyway, tomorrow, I think I'm going to lessen my friendliness. I really think they're scared of me only because I'm so friendly and upfront to them that it makes them shocked. 

Welcome to Canada, Japanese kids! :]

LC.

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