South Park The Stick of Truth: The Princess and The Dragon born

Ch 12 Operation Tweek pt 2

(I uh may have stopped writing this because I didn't think anyone was reading it but now it's got over 400 reads so here we are again!)

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_|_Craig's POV_|_
Oh he so hates me. I think? Why'd I choose to come back again? I mean ya I'm back with Tweek but he hates me. So why'd I-

"Ok so the girls are sending us on a wild goose chase and- oh hey Craig's back."

Oh ya the threat of Dovakiin.

"And what?" Fat ass asks annoyed.

"Well long story short they sent us to an abortion clinic to get these documents and now we've got to translate them into English." Dovahkiin continues.

The girls sent them to an abortion clinic. "Wait why did they send you to an abortion clinic and why are you even doing stuff for them?" I question.

"We're trying to get them on our side to help fight Clyde." Princess Kenny responds.

"Ah" I respond. We all look at the documents. Yep I have no clue what this says nor do I think anyone else does.

"I believe this is some kind of strange Orcish. I've seen that language before, in the kingdom of the north." Cartman says looking at it.

"And what the fuck does that mean?" Dovahkiin asks.

"Canada." Kyle says.

"Should've known." Dovahkiin replies.

"So what are we supposed to do exactly?" Michael questions obviously annoyed.

"You go through the lost forest to get to the gateway. However you'll need these to get through." Cartman says handing Dovahkiin Michael and Stan what I assume are fake passports.

"Well this is probably illegal but oh well let's go." Dovahkiin says looking at it.

"Well now what are we supposed to do?" Butters asks.

"Guess we just wait, maybe prepare for battle but it's probably going to take them awhile." Kyle says.

After that everyone kinda just spreads out to go do whatever. I look over towards Tweek to see Kenny talking to him. Pete is talking to Kyle about who knows what but Kyle seems to be confused by it.

I see Kenny leave Tweek and start heading towards me. Tweek looks... I'm not really sure seems like he's got a lot of mixed feelings.

"Alright go get him." Princess Kenny says gesturing towards Tweek with his thumb.

"What?" I question.

"Go get him."

"I heard you but what do you mean?"

"Oh my- do I have to do everything geeze." Kenny says grabbing me by the arm and dragging me towards Tweek.

"Hey hey, wait wait wait! Kenny I can't I-" we stop a few feet away within his ear shot.

"What do you mean 'you can't'" Kenny whisper shouts at me.

"I just- what am I even supposed to say to him!?" I whisper shout back.