$~Stan's POV~$
Ok so Dovahkiin and I have gone up the ass of Mr. Slave. There is a lot of shit in here, and when I say shit I don't just mean literal shit. There's a fucking phone, flashlight, mutant bacteria and ghosts of fucking animals. Yep. Oh there were also some bats.
We fight some government dudes, (not sure how they got here) and beat them. Dovahkiin then aborts the snuke and we head out through his mouth. So we did a bit of reversal. In the butt and out the mouth. That does not seem right at all.
Once we get out the ghost animals give Dovahkiin a crown and thank the both of us.
"That was a horrible experience that I never want to go through again." Dovahkiin says as he un-shrinks us.
"Uh q-question. H-H-how do you do t-that?" Tweek asks.
"I defeated some gnomes and they gave me this. Not even joking." Dovahkiin says.
"Gn-n-nomes?" Tweek asks freaking out slightly.
Dovahkiin nods in response.
"Alright, now that South Park's saved, let's go beat Clyde once and for all and get back the Stick of Truth." Cartman says, ignoring Tweek's freak out. We all nod and make our way over to Clyde. Well not my dad and Mr. Slave but you know.
"Fools! You thought you could conquer the Fortress of Darkness?! You thought you could betray me?" Clyde states. Well that last part was definitely aimed at Craig but he seems more focused on what Clyde is standing next to.
He's by a barrel of that green goo. Uh oh. "Clyde back away from that stuff." I warn.
"Oh but I have yet to finish my army! You have come to witness the power of darkness!" He retorts.
"Stop, Clyde! You have no idea what that stuff is!" Kyle attempts to warn him as well.
"Ya hu it's green sauce from Taco Bell, I took it from their construction site." Clyde counters.
"Since when the fuck does green sauce turn people into fucking Natzi zombies!?!?" Dova yells.
"Ya, dude that's not Taco Bell sauce." I add on.
"Then why'd I find it at Taco Bell?" Clyde I swear.
"It leaked out of a UFO CLYDE! It's toxic goo from another galaxy! THINK ABOUT IT! SINCE WHEN DOES TACO BELL MAKE A GREEN SAUCE DUDE!?" Cartman yells.
"Actually since about a year ago." Kyle responds.
"What?"
"Taco Bell has green sauce now."
"No way."
"They've had it longer than a year though I-" I join in but I'm cut off.
"IS THIS REALLY IMPORTANT?!?" Dovahkiin yells.
"HA HA! I don't seem so foolish now do I?" Clyde says.
"Oh no you're still an idiot" Craig responds.
"Ya it still doesn't mean you've got Taco Bell green sauce dipfuck." Dovahkiin says. "It's glowing for fucks sake!"
"Maybe because of the three varieties of chili peppers" Clyde responds. That earns him a face palm from Dovahkiin.
"Just give us the stick asshole." Eric says annoyed.
"Or what? You're gonna beat me up? Ha ha I've got another surprise for you." Clyde replies.
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]Dovahkiin's POV[
Oh good more surprises. And the goo is flowing... Into a coffin. How'd we not notice that?
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South Park The Stick of Truth: The Princess and The Dragon born
Fanfiction*Less cringey, grammatically correct, and just overall slightly better version is posted on Archive of our own. Same names and stuff.* -First Book of 3- Based off the stick of truth game where you play as silent Dovahkiin. DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING...
