> Hello, everyone! I don't know how to start this, so I guess I'll introduce myself! I'm your Kingdom Hearts Character Interviewer, you can all call me Tem! I'm pleased to be here with you all, I'm sure it will be fun ^-^
*T=Tem (Me)*
T: let's get started, shall we? Our first two characters that will be interviewed are Sora and Donald! Say hi you two ヾ(＠＾▽＾＠)ﾉ
Sora: Heyo! I'm glad to be here!
Donald: *waves* Hi everyone.
T: ^^ T: Alright, let's jump to the first question then!
Sora: *uses Mega Jump*
T: No!! *pulls him down by his leg*
Sora: but you said jump...
Donald: it's just an expression!
T: yes, let's not waste any more time.
Sora: Stopga-
T: No!! First question is for you, Sora. What do you think of sea-salt ice cream?
Sora: *sour face* It's too salty!!
T: Only salty?
Sora: Did you expect it to be spicy as well?? *gasps* d-don't tell me there's something called spicy-salt ice cream!!
T: ‹•.•› No Sora, there is no such thing as spicy-salt ice cream....but hear this...*puts on reading glasses and pulls out KH Quotes Volume 2.0 Pre: Re: Advanced* ahem...
Donald: oh boy...
T: "It's salty...but sweet..." KHQ206 , RX>AX : first impression on sea-salt ice-
Sora: (─▽─) okay, on to the next question please!
T: *sighs* fine...can I just say one more qu-
Donald: Next question!! *waves staff around*
T: chill, little duckling. This next question's for Donald! Donald, Donald, Dear Donald, why in the name of Unverseds - if there's even a plural for that word- don't you heal us when necessary??
Sora: FINALLY! щ(ಠ益ಠщ) MY LONG AWAITED QUESTION!
Donald: don't you dare go there woman!! ヽ(ｏ'皿′ｏ)ﾉ
T: JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION! XD
Donald: um....uh...m-my staff doesn't work if Sora's HP is below half...?
Sora: ...what's that even supposed to mean?! It's not like your staff runs on battery power!!
Donald: *hides Dell batteries behind his back* Of course not!!
T: you were always the original Angry Bird, Donald.
Donald: *whacks me with a staff on the head*
Sora: I STILL don't get why you do that every time even though I'M the one that always equips you with loads of MAGIC!! You remind me of that one time where King Mickey was telling us about his story of how he met this girl named Aqua in the Realm of Darkness, and totally left her there!!
T: (✿'‿') Donald. --- a few minutes later --
T: next question is for Sora! ^^
Donald: ಠ_ಥ
T: Sora, why don't you share a paopu fruit with Kairi already? XD
Sora: *blushes* (･/////･) uh...w-what Kairi? Oh, pshh....you mean my cousin's daughter's neighbor's deceased cat's owner's wife Kairi?
T: oh, he's legit blushing~ 7w7
Donald ಠ_ಠ ...what?
Sora: Nothing! DX
T: oh as if you didn't do that drawing in the secret place in destiny islands.
Donald: ಠ_ಠ what secret place?
Sora: ....
T: *sighs T-T ...uh...on to the next question?
Sora: .////.
T: JUST SHARE THE FLYING FRUIT WITH HER ALREADY!! ಠ益ಠ
Donald: Paopu fruits can fly?!
T: yeah Donald, they learned Soar and Mega Jump from Sora, and that's probably why he hasn't shared one with Kairi yet!!
Sora: n-next question please! D///X
T: Alrighty, this one's for The Original Angry Bird! How do you think of yourself as the main protagonist or character in Kingdom Hearts? Be honest.
Donald: well for one thing, I wouldn't leave my mom when she calls me down to dinner *glare glare* and I don't think I could handle something as huge and....legit as a keyblade.
Sora: how do you know about that!?
???: Sooraa......SOORAA....COME DOWN TO DINNER!!
Sora: AHH! *hides behind his chair* I DON'T LIKE SPINACH!!
T: T-T you poor thing...*pats sora's head* very considerate answer, Donald! You called a keyblade legit, hooray!Donald: ¬_¬
T: ∧( 'Θ' )∧ next question is for Sora! ^^Sora: when will this interview end? DX
T: soon enough, now listen up. What do you think all those people in your heart do while you're out defeating heartless, trying to find Riku and beat Xemnas, and totally not trying to ask Kairi out?
Sora: DX don't go there!! And I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure they're healing and are in a safe and warm place now~ ^-^ although one time I did hear this guy named Ventus scream "GO FISH!!" and another guy named Vanitas yelling at him...*chuckles nervously*
Donald: people play go fish in your heart...?? Who does that?!
Sora: Ventus and Vanitas, apparently!~ *doubles over* OW! STOP TRAINING INSIDE MY HEART! DX
T: ah-hahah....you amuse me YwY okay, who's up for one last question before we end this??
Sora&Donald: THANK KINGDOM HEARTS!!
T: *whacks them with a rolled up papers that are totally not pages from my KH quotes book* Hush!! Alright, what were your thoughts on the 1000 Heartless Battle that took place in Hollow Bastion?
Sora: like our actual thoughts during it?
T: yes!
Sora&Donald: 'ASDFGH WHY DID I LEGIT AGREE TO THIS DONALD YOU BETTER HEAL ME-/Sora please be alive by the time this ends I hate everything'
Sora: you thought I was going to die so easily?! Just look at me Donald! *waves arms frantically*
T: .-.
Donald: Again with the healing thing!! *stomps on ground* As if I didn't help you during that!!
Sora&Tem: (͡๏̯͡๏) o rly, donald...
Donald: ...
Sora: ...
T: ...
Sora: w-well, that's all the questions we-
Donald: half-
Sora: answered!
T: we hope you enjoyed this....Interview, and it somehow in some way made you laugh-
Sora: or we'll send laughing gas through your air vents-
T: stop cutting me off.
Donald: be sure to comment which character you would like in the next issue (the two characters most commented will be picked if that's how it goes).
Sora: and if you have any questions for said character, ask away!~'
T: and guess what?Sora, Donald & Tem: we bet 200 munny at least half of you read this in the character's voices!!
T: see you in the next issue!~ （＊＾Ｕ＾）人（≧Ｖ≦＊）/
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Kingdom Hearts Magazine Issue #1
FanfictionHello Everyone!!! This is the first issue of Kingdom Hearts Magazine, the team is here to give advice, share with you some amazing one shots and stories. and more. So kick back relax and enjoy reading our first issue! Xoxo - We love ya :)
