Speedy's Rants

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Hello everyone! I'm Speedy and welcome to the 1st issue of Kingdom Hearts Magazine. Now let's get started. Kingdom Hearts 3 is approaching steadily and I have come to wonder what this will bring to the series. This isn't Speedy's Fangirling, it's Speedy's Rants.So instead, let us discuss what we DO NOT want to see.

Numero uno: I DON'T WANT ANY GOD DAMN ATLANTICA. NONE. Ariel must be sorting it all out now, things are sweet, everyone's chilling. If I'm trying to save the world, I don't want any invitation to go UNDAH DA SEA. Leave me be, girl, I'm a bit busy.

Numero dos: NO. XEHANORT. I mean it. I don't want any Xeha norts, or pseudo norts, the ghost of a nort, or a person possessed by a nort. I want to be utterly nortless. Now, if it was a completely new antagonist taking up Xehanorts role, then sure. Avenging him, maybe? Who knows. Not ol' Speedy. But take your norts and get outta here.

Numero tres: Let's just have the trio back alright? I don't want Kairi to be dead or some crap, or Riku to be tempted by the darkness, or for anyone to go missing. Lets just know where everyone is, and we can all just do our jobs, save the goddamn world, and chill on the island that our parents are somehow okay with us travelling to. Good? Good. That's all from me folks. See ya next time.

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