12:42p.m.
april 12
dear s,
i'm currently sitting in distance ed right now while you're in the physics lab and the lovely individuals behind me simply cannot stop gossiping and talking about prom.
"wow, i went from like having no date to having like, 10 options!"
**giggles**snorts**laughs fake-ly**
and i sit here, s.m.h-ing {reference picture above...my attitude level}
i didn't think this kind of narcissism existed. i try not to listen but they're so louddddddd.
{ :AND: }
i just had to set up another pH lab with a wonderful lab assistant (sarcasm) and have him talk about his scholarship and blH Blah BlAh blah.
it was painful.
OKAY...i will now return to being a good person.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i would love nothing more than to have a cup of coffee with you and look at magazine clippings together right now. instead, i must do chemistry.
[in my opinion a more accurate name for it would be che-mystery because i have no idea what's going on.....]
//update//
i am now home and am doing chemistry \/shocker/\
i just noticed this kind of looks like a bookcase with one book slanted against the end:
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i'm so excited that i was able to figure out the most plausible genotypes and phenotypes that my parents have in order for my brother and i to have blue eyes. sit down ladies and gents, i'm about to talk about grade 12 level genetics (it's easy):
♂ mom's side ♂ ♀ dad's side ♀
mom has gold-brown eyes. dad has hazel eyes.
nani has hazel eyes. opa had blue eyes.
neni has brown eyes. oma had hazel eyes.
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blue is generally recessive when compared to brown and hazel eyes which are mostly dominant. this means that on my mom's side, somewhere along the line far back, someone had blue eyes, or carried a recessive blue eye trait. this also means that my opa's parents, even though he had blue eyes, both had recessive blue eye trait (the only way that he could have blue eyes). so, my opa carried recessive blue (none of my father's siblings had blue eyes so his mother didn't carry it...two recessives give you the eye color, otherwise the dominant one, well, dominates). so this recessive blue was passed down to my father, (he doesn't have blue eyes because hazel or brown is more dominant).
SO even though my parents don't have blue eyes, they both carry recessive blue, and also means that there actually was only a 25% chance of both my brother and i to get blue eyes, and we did!
sigh, i love biology.
i suppose i'll leave it at then, i hope your ankle is feeling better lovely.
to the readers, is anyone else taking or interested in biology? i could talk for hours about it, it's so fascinating.
much love,
{;L;}

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drunken shakespeare
Non-Fictionopen letters from one senioritis afflicted teen to another.