A Pig and Two Men in Boxers

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I can't believe the jerk is my new neighbor. Aunt Milly showed me my room and I am now still unpacking. It's currently around eight in the morning. I have been unpacking all night and so far the only thing unpacked is my books. I finished the last box of books and got into bed to get some sleep when loud knocking started.

"Ugh." I groaned. I uncovered myself and opened the door.  I walked downstairs with my slipped on my feet. The obnoxious knocking continued as I got to the front door and swung it open. I tried  not to burst out laughing.

"What happened to you two? Not be able to find your clothes?" I asked as I starred at two men in just their boxers.

"Where is she?" one of them asked.

"Where is who?" I asked.

"Don't play dumb with us." one with glasses snapped.

"No need to be rude." I said.

"Where is Yuma?" he asked.

"What is a Yuma?" I asked.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS WHO SHE IS! SHE IS THE MOST FAMOUS PIG IN THE WORLD!" the other one shouted.

"Wait... let me get this straight... you're standing at my doorstep in your boxers at eight in the morning looking for a pig?" I asked.

"Yes." they answered in unison. I burst into laughter.

"What is going on down here?" I heard my aunt ask from behind me. I turned around still laughing.

"Hey Aunt Milly." I said through the laughter.

"MILLY!" the men shouted.

"Hey Dustin and Logan." my aunt said, smiling at them like this situation is normal.

"Have you seen Yuma? Kendall was babysitting her for Kevin, but he had a meeting this morning and went to bed early last night and then we had a few drinks and when we woke up this morning she was gone." the one with glasses said.

"Relax boys, she is in her favorite spot by my pool. She came to me around three this morning." Aunt Milly said.

"Wait there really is a pig?" I asked. Aunt Milly nodded at me as the two men in boxers pushed past me. I rolled my eyes at them and decided to follow them into the house.

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