The Bad Ass And Nerd?

Chapter 26

"HOLY FUCK BALLS!!!!" Jacob yelled as i sleepily stare at him

"hmm?" i hum at him not being able to really speak

"GET UP UP UP!!! YOU GOTTA DATE TO GET REALLY FOR!!" He shoved me but I just stayed there staring at him blankly.

"Sky.. You need to get up, unless your flaking out of my brother.... That'd make him very very sad..."

"No! No I'm not.. Just I'm soooooooooo comfy!!!" I said curling into a ball closing my eyes once again

"That's it, come on" Jacob came over to me and lifted me by my waist and held me bridle style and carried me to my room and threw me in my closet.

"GET READY!!"

"Wow demanding much" with that he just playfully glares at me

"I am. Now that that's cleared up... GET READY!!! CHIP CHOP CHIP GET A MOVE ON" he says clapping his hands yelling while smiling his perfect smile

"Fine but let me take a shower first."

"Okay.. I'll pick your outfit while your in there!!"

"Umm okay.. I'm trusting you.."

"And that's a terrible choice"
Joey said standing in the door frame
Wonder how long he's been there... Oh well

"Is not!! I'm super fashionable!!"

"Okay, yeah you are. But I'm picking your undergarments cuz I've seen so many girls in them or naked and want to make sure if you get laid tonight you look hot!!"

"Oh god!! Joey!! You bad bad boy!! No don't you dare!!"

Joey was just laughing with Jacob and pushed me into the bathroom across the hall

"Hmph! Fine be that way!!"

I soon get ready for my shower making sure to get out all the sticky substances out of my hair and skin.

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[JACOB'S POV] \0.0/

"I've seen so many girls in them or naked...."

After Joey said that I stopped but was aware of the conversation around me... It hurt. It really did because he's straight and my only friend...Yet I have a crush on him since forever.... Hell at this point I might even love the bastered!! Why do I have to hurt myself like this? I'd do anything to just shut my brain up for just a second... I mean we're gonna hang out later when Skylar is on her date but not the way i want it to be.. I'm pulled out my thoughts by Sky yelling by the bathroom door at Joey for some reason as he laughs so i join acting i know what's going on.

I go to Sky's closet and pull out a BANGING outfit, if I do say myself which I do sooo ya haha.

Black skinny jeans, lose yet fitting black tang-top, bad-ass leather jacket, black combat boots.. she had heels from what looks like lily but i want Sky comfy so new combat boots. Also what if someone tries to rob her or something?!?!?! Yep i'm sticking with the mid calf high boots. Along with some spiky jewelry everything with the tag still on it. I wonder why she never wore this stuff... oh well

Joey's going through her drawers not finding something 'super sexy' until he found a bag in the back of the closet from victorious secret. It looked like it was a gift cuz in the bag there was a note that said "So you'll look hot if you ever get a guy -Lilly ^_^"