Germany and Prussia cannot say the word squirrel in English.
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"Hey West!" Prussia shouts from his room, Germany hears him from the living room and shouts back "Vhat is it now bruder!?"
"Come here for a sec" Prussia shouts, Germany sighs and gets up from the comfortable position he was in on his couch.
"If this is another joke you found on tumblr I swear..."
"No no, England sent me a message telling me to say this word here" Prussia explains and shows Germany the message.
"Looks like an easy enough word why would England send us something this silly?" Germany says all thought curiosity was starting to take over.
"Squrrrrr.. skrawll... squirruh" Germany attempts to say the word, the syllables coming out harshly.
"Kesesese you sound so funny!" Prussia laughs falling backwards on his bed.
Germany turns red in embarrassment, "Vhy don't you try!?" Germany says angrily.
"Kesesese I am awesome I can do anything" Prussia looks at the word and thinks about how to say it.
"Squorill... skrirril... DAMN IT WHY IS THIS SO HARD!" Prussia shouts in anger. Germany just chuckles.
"I'm ringing England and asking him how to say this impossible word!" Prussia says clicking Englands contact and putting the phone to his ear.
"Hello this is England"
"England how do you say that word you sent me its impossible!"
The phone is silent until loud laughter can be heard from England.
"Oh that's funny it really is true!" England says wiping a tear from his eye.
"Vhat's so funny?!"
"Germans can't say the word Squirrel"
"Vhat? SO THATS HOW YOU SAY IT! YOU CHEATER IF IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO SAY IT THEN ITS NOT A CHALLENGE AT ALL!"
"What's impossible for you to say?"
"Skiril!"
England bursts into laughter once more.
"DAMN YOU ENGLAND!"
JE LEEST
Hetalia Headcanons
FanfictionThese are some headcanons I made up myself sorry if some of them do exist I probably haven't seen them, Hopefully my headcanons wont be ones you have seen before (it is what I am aiming for). My headcanons can differ from being normal to depressing...
