England Headcanon 24

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America once pestered England to do a Stewie Griffin impression, when he did he insulted America with a perfect impression and now he just uses the impression against America anytime America puts Family Guy on TV while England is around at America's house. 

Impression in Italics

This is a USUK scenario

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America is sitting on the couch watching Family Guy, he turns around

America: Yo Britain dude wanna go Maccie's for some food? 

England peers around a door looking into the living room with a smirk on his face

England: Can you tell what I'm thinking right now? I'm thinking shut up and get me a salad!

America huffs and turns back around, taking a sip from his Monster energy drink

America: Not cool dude

England takes the drink and looks at it

England: Monster energy, put it in your body and ask questions later! Its green so its nature!

America turns around and looks back at England

America: Seriously?! Come on let's just go McDonald's it would do you good getting some fresh air

England: mmm I know where I go when I want to relax... Mcdonald's fresh air! My arse!

America stands up flustered and heads towards the front door to leave

America: F-fine! You stay here and drink tea like a fairy princess!

England slaps America's arse, he smirks

England: See Brian, now that's a rock bottom

America blushes in embarrassment and leaves

England: You break my heart Chris, you break my heart

England closes the door laughing

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