Denial is First Step to Acceptance

29. The Date

HAI. UPDATED BLAH. so i'm sorry for the fanfiction readers :c ive been working on 2 - 3 stories at once, not including this one :L this will be the last chapter, and then the two epilogues c: i might have to change the last sentence there, but with the idea i have, i hope i don't have to okay? OKAY READ. THANK YOU. BAI <3 

Dating Sirius gave me a thrilling feeling. Holding his hand made my heart beat fast. His voice made me stutter. And when he looked at me I blushed. And oh was this rollercoaster of a date going downhill.

I need to pee. Oh gosh I have to pee I thought desperately, looking everywhere except for Sirius’s eyes.

“You alright? You look like you need to pee.” Sirius said, raising his eyebrows. He smirked. “That’s a good one. That should end up being a saying mitaforbs smilies* thing.”

I couldn’t suppress a smile at the sound of Sirius’s ignorance to the muggle world. I decided, rather than wetting my pants, “I do need to pee.”

Sirius blanched for a bit then smirked his old smirk. “Well ma'am, care if I... how to say, join you?” he said, wiggling an eyebrow.

“Eeewiee no Sirius!” I joked, getting up to leave, causing a rather loud noise as I pulled the wrong arm forward. Sirius came crashing across the table and onto the floor. “opsies.”

“Ow! Gentle now.” Sirius said, rubbing his arm. I dragged him along until we stopped between the toilets.

“Uhh. Let’s go to the men’s, they won’t think you’re a pervert. If you get my drift.” Sirius said, nudging me. I grinned.

“How the hell do I pee in one of them?!” I said, pushing the door open with a look of disgust on my face. I pointed to those weird bowl shaped thingies with a flush attached.

“Use a pipe?” Sirius offered. “Or I could help you there...”

“Try again Sirius. And anyway, I'm the one peeing, so it should be the girls.” I said, removing my arm quickly away from the boys room and pushing open the girls one, trying to hold it in.

“But I’d be considered a pervert!” Sirius whined, pushing open the boys door and dragging me along.

“Sirius!” I screamed, causing much attention, but was soon muffled once I entered the room. Of doom.  Oh did it smell. I cringed in disgust as Sirius dragged me across the floor, the men in there staring at us while peeing. I scrambled off the floor when I saw one wasn’t aiming in the right area.

“We have girl toilets too. For the big bangs.” Sirius said, grinning at me trying to suppress a mad laugh. I cringed, my nose crinkling in disgust. He pushed me into one and added, “I promise I won’t not peek!”

“Thanks for that.” I said sarcastically. “Now I really feel secure.” Sirius giggled (in a manly way of course).

I turned around and locked the door, turning back and registering what was in front of me. It was like the girl toilets, yes, but yellowing. Bleargh. I grabbed some toilet tissue and covered the seat and buttons with it. I sat down and did my business. While I was, Sirius was whistling a tune I could only vaguely remember, You Charmed the Heart Right Out of Me** by Celestina Warbeck. I smiled, then I cleaned up and unlocked the door.

“Nice whistling.” I said, before walking to the taps. I stepped on something invisible and stepped back as I heard from in front of me, “Ouch! My foot!” and “Shh you guys!” I glared at the trembling invisible object, but soon dropped it and washed my hands, Sirius dragged along.

We were walking out the toilets when we heard soft murmuring. We turned around and peered at the area, but Sirius just shrugged and walked off, dragging me along.