Decepticon Family

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*Megatron's house: Living room*

Starscream: Dad! Tarn is pretending to kill me again!

Tarn: No I'm not *punches Starscream*

SS: Yes you are! DAD!

Tarn: Shut up! I'm dad's favorite!

*Overlord walks into the room*

OL: Sup Pipsqueasks.

Tarn: Shut up you moron! Adults are talking. *stomps on Starscream's helm*

OL: Go frag yourself. Megatron likes me more.

SS: He kicked you out!

OL: *Has an existential crisis*
You're adopted Starscream!

Tarn: oooooooooooohh!

SS: *gasp*

Tarn: *shoves fake optic inside starscream's mouth*
And that's how you shut up a traitor.

OL: You guys suck.

Tarn: You suck.

SS: I hate you guys.

Tarn: Traitor

OL: the feeling is mutual

SS: You know what? I'm out. Bye forever hoes! Imma go build my own city!

Tarn: You suck!

SS: Overlord sucks!

OL: WHY ME?! You're the adopted fragger!

SS: Good. This family's crazy anyway!
*Leaves*

*Later on that day: Megatron's study*

Megatron: Starscream, we've talked about this. You're not adopted. Stop fighting with your brothers.

SS: I hate you DAD.

The End.

I have no idea why I wrote this.

LOL

It was fun, tho. XD

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