Supernatural Oneshots

Crowley-Ladies days

In this chapter you (as the reader) are on your ladies days and Crowley doesn't know. So enjoy!
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"God why did I have to be a woman?" you cuddled the hot water bottle tighter to you waist, hoping it would help the cramps. You were on your ladies days, the crimson wave, your aunt flow was on her visit and the worst thing was that your boyfriend, Crowley, the current king of hell had no idea. You stood up from your seat and walked along the dark, gloomy corridor until you reached the main throne room. Crowley was sitting on his throne, like the king he is. You walked over to him and sat down on his lap, catching him by surprise. You snuggled into the crook of his neck and closed your eyes, willing for the pain to stop.

"In a cuddly mood today are we?" Crowley wrapped his arms around you. You sighed.

"Its nothing I'm fine." you gasped feeling a sharp pain in your side.

"Are you sure?" Crowley looked at you frowning. You stood up, throwing your arms in the air.

"FOR GOD SAKES FERGUS IM FINE!" you shouted at him. he knew that you only ever used his real name when you were really mad at him. You felt the tears gather in your eyes. Damn hormones. Crowley frowned at you.

"Honey what's wrong?" you stormed off into the kitchen. looking for paracetamols and something sweet to eat. Crowley followed you. You turned around glaring at him.

"Stop following me will you?! I'm not one of your hellhounds!" you opened up the freezer and took out the tub of (favourite flavour) ice cream. When you turned back you noticed he was gone. You slunk back to the living room and wrapped a blanket around yourself. You turned on the tv and snuggled down, eating the ice cream.

"(Y/N)!" You heard two male voices shouted in your ears. Your eyes shot open. You realised you had fallen asleep. You say up almost banging heads with Sam. You had gotten to know the boys when you worked on a case with Crowley.

"Sam! Dean! Hey!" You smiled. They sat down next to you.

"Crowley is worried about you. I don't know why he called us thought. I guess he trusts us." Dean wrapped his arm around you.

"It's ok Dean I'm fine. Just.....on my ladies days." Dean looked confused but Sam nodded.

"Ladies days?" You nodded.

"Yeah Dean....my aunt flow is on her visit." Sam started to laugh at Deans confused face. You started to laugh as well.

"I don't understand!" Dean shouted.

"Come here Dean." Sam lead Dean out into the corridor. They returned a few minutes later, Deans face looking surprise. He sat down next to you.

"So....once a month?" You nodded.

"You bleed from....down there?" You giggled at him.

"It's fine I can handle it." He nodded.

"You want us to get anything at the store?" Sam asked as he grabbed his jacket.

"Ugh yeah I'll write a list. Oh and Sam? Can you please tell Crowley? He needs to know." You handed Sam the list and hugged him before he left. Dean nodded at you, still looking baffled at you.

As soon as the door closed you heard footprints along the hallway.

"(Y/N)? Darling?" Crowley poked his head round the door.

"Hey..." You turned and looked at him. He sat down next to you and hugged you.

"I'm sorry for snapping at you earlier. I didn't mean it. It's just...." He kissed your lips before you finished your sentence.

"I'm sorry too. I didn't know it was your.....anyways......you can be in charge for the day? How about that? You can control the minions and I will be your servant for the day?" You smiled at him.

"I'd like that very much. How about some sweets huh? And maybe a cost blanket and movies?" He kissed your nose.

"Anything for my (Y/N)!" He snapped his finger and a array of sweet food appeared in front of you, as well as a thick woollen blanket and a humongous pile of movies for the two of you to watch.

You jumped up and placed the DVD in the player. As soon as you sat down you heard voices.

"(Y/N)!" Dean poked his head around the door.

"I'll leave these here. We'll be off!" He waved before leaving Crowley and you alone.
Halfway through the movie your cramps acted up again, causing you to moan in pain. Crowley rubbed your stomach.

"Thanks babe." He clicked his fingers and a hot water bottle appeared. You cuddled into the bottle and into Crowley as well, your head on his shoulders and his head on yours.
Your hormones started acting up again causing you to go all teary. He wiped your tears away and smiled at you.

"You're a beautiful lady you know that? I'm so lucky to have you." You smiled and kissed him passionately.

"I love you too Crowley!"