eight:OH DON'T YOU EVEN DARE
(one month later)
amber: hello my bitchachos
domino the pizza: did you just call us your bitchachos?
pasta: she did
pasta: don't be surprised
sunshine: hi
amber: hELLO KAT
sunshine: hi ambey
wizard: hello
amber: hi hARRy
isaiah: what is this?
amber: iSAIAH WELCOME
isaiah: what
amber: hold on i have to change your name too
old spice: oh no
old spice: is it what i think it is?
amber: oh fuck yes
old spice: how did you find it?
amber: i have no idea
pasta: what is going on?
amber: hold on 'berto, i'll send you something
old spice: OH DON'T YOU EVEN DARE
amber: okay okay fine
amber: maybe one day my pasta craving friend
pasta: oh jesus
amber: where
amber: i don't see him anywhere
pasta: no comment
puppy: hello my weird as fuck friends
amber: hi matty
queen: am i late to the party?
amber: not really lol
domino the pizza: what party
puppy: there is no party?
sunshine: where did alberto and harry go?
old spice: WE HAVE TO FILM GUYS
puppy: oh right
queen: AMBER FERRIS WHAT WAS THAT
amber: oops
amber: sorry isaiah
old spice: YOU DID NOT
amber: i kind of did
old spice: that was completely unnecessary
puppy: you actually kind of deserved it
queen: yes you didn't bring the food
queen: again
wizard: sIGh
old spice: okay sorry i'll get some pasta tomorrow
pasta: did someone say pasta?
amber: no, he actually typed it
pasta: oh god
amber: what
pasta: you are so
amber: hilarious? bitch i know i was born this way
queen: lady gaga up there
pasta: you called me a bitch
pasta: again
pasta: jerk
amber: 'bERTO I WAS NOT READY
wizard: sIGH alberto will you please come and shoot the scene
pasta: sigh fine
amber: sigh
