fourteen: i was born stiles stilinski
amber: MATTHEW DADDARIO
matt: AMBER FERRIS
amber: why
matt: what
amber: why didn't you tell me
matt: didn't tell you what, exactly?
amber: oh boi
amber: you know very well
matt: sigh will you get to the thing already
amber: stop being a sourwolf
matt: didn't know stiles took your phone
amber: oh bitch please
amber: i was born stiles stilinski
matt: siGH what is going on
amber: ah
amber: right
amber: WHY ON FUCKING PLANET EARTH DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT SARAH AND DOM, MY BIGGEST OTP AFTER MALEC, DESTIEL AND BELLARKE, ARE GETTING MARRIED?
matt: oh
matt: oH
matt: I'M SORRY
matt: PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME
amber: you didn't want me to know?
matt: WHAT
matt: nO
matt: YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG
amber: OH BUT DID I
amber: NOW YOU'RE THERE
amber: FILMING THE FUCKING SEASON FINALE that will probably fuck me up but oh well
amber: BUT ALSO DOING GOD KNOWS FUCKING WHAT
amber: SIDE HOES MAYBE
amber: AND YOU SAY THAT I GOT IT ALL WRONG???
matt: what even
matt: i'm deceased
matt: amber, are you accusing me for cheating?
matt: seriously?
matt: who would i cheat on
matt: i don't even have a girlfriend to cheat on
matt: amber?
matt: aMBER?
matt: oh
matt: oH
matt: oh my god
matt: what have i done
matt: AMBER FERRIS
matt: I, MATTHEW DADDARIO, OFFICIALLY APOLOGIZE FOR HURTING YOUR FEELINGS IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE
amber: did you just call me on skype to kiss the camera and hang up
matt: WELL I'M SORRY FOR TRYING TO KISS YOU
matt: BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, THAT'S ALL I WANT TO DO
amber: matthew daddario
amber: did you just say that you wanted to kiss me
matt: obviously
amber: WELL I WANT TO KISS YOU TO
amber: BUT FOR REAL
matt: soon, my friend
matt: or shall i say
matt: girlfriend
ellie: what the fuck did i just witness
amber: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE
ellie: took your phone and added myself so i can stalk your conversations, duh
amber: bloody child
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aye long time no see
are you dead yet
