eleven: you are doing what?
three months later (they have been talking to each other for almost five months now, and they know each other pretty well)
matt: so
matt: how's new york
matt: how's mc donald's
matt: i still haven't gotten my happy meal
matt: you know
matt: the one i asked for
matt: like
matt: four months ago?
matt: amber?
amber: I'M HERE
amber: WHAT IS GOING ON
amber: why did you send me two thousand texts?
matt: actually, it's only nine messages
amber: oh for the love of god
matt: i'm great shut up
amber: ellie is at school
amber: i'm free
amber: and so are my nipples
matt: are they perky?
amber: did you just make a supernatural reference?
matt: maybe?
amber: anyway
amber: what is your cute little ass up to?
matt: my sexy as fuck ass is waiting to shoot a parabatai scene
amber: nice
amber: but i haven't seen your ass yet so
matt: i'm not going to send you pictures of my ass
matt: yet
amber: sIGh
amber: how long do i have to wait for your booty pics?
matt: until we start dating
amber: sIgH
amber: wait what
matt: oh
matt: nothing
matt: forget it
matt: never mind
amber: you being nervous is precious and nervous you shall be protected at all costs
matt: is that a fandom thing
amber: oh i still have a lot to teach you
matt: sure, why not
amber: so you're not scared anymore?
matt: no, not really
amber: great
matt: OH MY GOD
matt: i am now on season 4 bitch
amber: onLY?
amber: i finished the first five seasons of supernatural in a week man
matt: wow
matt: what is destiel
amber: oh well
amber: it's a ship, like malec, buT NOT CANON YET FUCK YOU SUPERNATURAL WRITERS
matt: oh my god calm down
amber: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN
matt: that's it
matt: i'm coming to new york
matt: i have to find you
matt: and give you a chill pill
amber: you are doing what?
matt: i'm coming to new york baby
amber: HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP ME CALM DOWN
amber: PLEASE BRING EM WITH YOU
matt: bitch no
matt: no way
matt: either me or no one
amber: just kidding
amber: i wouldn't ask for anyone else :-)
