eighteen: gotta luke_is_a_penguin
jerk: aaaambeeeer
jerk: aaaambeeeer
bitch: what
jerk: it's been a while since i leeeeeft
bitch: so?
jerk: amber you fucking ass do you know what day is it today?
bitch: i actually don't let me look at my calendar
jerk: why god why
jerk: i'M COMING HOME TODAY
jerk: i mean in like an hour or so
jerk: so you better pause the scream episode you're probably watching and get your lazy ass to the airport, season two is done bitches
bitch: wait when what where
bitch: wHAT
jerk: wHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
bitch: for them to prove that stavo is innocent
jerk: the fuck is a stavo
jerk: who names their kid stavo
bitch: i will name my kid stavo
jerk: no you won't
jerk: my son will not be named stavo
bitch: then adopt a cow
bitch: wait who said anything about YOUR son?
jerk: shit
jerk: gotta luke_is_a_penguin
bitch: hell no, you ass
bitch: get back here, i still have to make you ship bellarke
bloody child: wait i thought you shipped clexa?
bitch: lexa is dead and you will be soon if you don't get out of this conversation
bloody child: you can't kick me out, i hacked your phone
bitch: BELLARKE FOR THE WIN
jerk: okay okay fine
jerk: BELLARKE IS ENDGAME
bitch: still waiting for the kiss tho
bloody child: fuck blork, clexa ftw
bitch: clexugh is dead, fuck off
bloody child: don't you have somewhere to be?
jerk: sHE DOES
bitch: piss off, daddario
bitch: i still have enough time to re-watch the french mistake
jerk: why would you hurt yourself like that
jerk: i miss balthazar siGH
bloody child: don't we all
[bitch removed bloody child from the conversation]
jerk: thank god
bitch: that spawn of satan
jerk: ARE YOU COMING???
bitch: I'M CUMMING
bitch: COMING* STUPID AUTOCORRECT
jerk: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
i love both clexa and bellarke okay
but i love linctavia the most
