four: do you ever have sexual dreams involving evan peters?
amber: WHAT WAS THAT
matty: WHAT WAS WHAT
amber: YOU THINK I'M OKAY?
matty: are you okay?
amber: well let me tell you
amber: I AM FUCKING NOT
matty: what happened?
matty: did manny come back as a ghost?
amber: what the fuck of course not
amber: EPISODE TWO WAS SO GOOD
amber: AND DOMINIC'S ACTING WAS SO ON POINT
matty: aw
matty: i did better than him though
matty: not like it's important to me
amber: aw look at you
amber: trying to be a manly man
matty: what
matty: no
matty: no
amber: yes
amber: do you find theo james sexually attractive?
matty: i am not gay, amber
amber: hm
amber: but alec is
amber: anyway, next question
matty: what
amber: do you ever have sexual dreams involving evan peters?
matty: no oh my god
amber: because i do
matty: i didn't doubt it
amber: oh but you do
amber: everyone has a dream like that from time to time
matty: not me
amber: okay fine
amber: so
amber: how's the cast?
matty: no
matty: we need to talk about you
matty: that's the point
amber: well okay then
amber: my name is amber ferris, i am 27, i live in new york with my sister ellie
amber: and? i'm a total bitch sometimes?
matty: yeah i realized that
matty: but great
matty: what do you do for living?
amber: i work as a waiter?
matty: where?
amber: mcdonald's
matty: oh
matty: can i have a happy meal ;-)
amber: no.
matty: well then
matty: if that's how it's gonna be
amber: what are you doing
matty: trying to prevent emeraude from taking my phone
amber: but why
matty: because
matty: emeraude has her person, you are mine.
