twenty: abort mission, abort mission!
[queen ellie changed the conversation name to teenage mutant ninja turtles]
awesome em: but there are too many of us to play them?
queen ellie: don't forget splinter, april and cASEY
queen ellie: i'm still not over the fact that stephen fucking amell played casey fucking jones in the new movie
pasta boy: i ship casey and april so much don't touch me
queen ellie: bUT ALSO VERN AND APRIL
pasta boy: VERN IS IRRELEVANT
domino: why are we here
domino: and why aren't matt and amber here?
queen ellie: because i can hear them, these walls are pretty thin
sunshine: hi
queen ellie: mamber is happening, tune in
sunshine: oh fINALLY
old spice: what is a mamber?
vampy: oh you poor uneducated soul
awesome em: have you been living under a rock?
old spice: i'm nOT PATRICK THE STAR
queen ellie: THATS IT
queen ellie: GET OUT
[queen ellie removed old spice from the conversation]
queen ellie: thats better
queen ellie: now, the real reason we gathered here today is...
sunshine: WAIT WHERE'S SARAH
mum: IM HERE IM HERE SORRY IM LATE SOPHIA WANTED TO GET COFFEE
queen ellie: NOW THAT WE'RE ALL HERE
queen ellie: I AM GLAD TO HAVE THE HONOR TO INFORM YOU THAT MATTHEW DADDARIO AND AMBER FERRIS ARE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE FOR THE FIRST TIME
alexandra: aww look at my baby brother, he's growing up so fast
sunshine: true true
queen ellie: WAIT WHAT WHEN WHERE
queen ellie: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
alexandra: hi
old spice: HI ALEXANDRA
domino: HI ALEX
queen ellie: I THINK IM SCREAMING LOUDER THAN THOSE TWO
queen ellie: im actually wondering
queen ellie: what are they doing?
domino: skype me and take a peek, muffin
queen ellie: okay pizza
alexandra: are they seriously going to watch my brother have sex?
sunshine: don't ever get involved with those two, alex
pasta boy: david and i are eating pasta
vampy: it's great
sunshine: sophie is biting my ankle why is she acting like satan right now? someone explain???
queen ellie: i think they are done
queen ellie: SHIT I THINK AMBER SAW ME PIZZA GET YOUR ASS HERE AND HELP ME
domino: I'M COMING I'M COMING
wizard: thats what she said winkwonk
queen ellie: FATHER STOP YOURSELF
queen ellie: AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
wizard: everywhere my child
queen ellie: SHE DEFINITELY SAW ME
queen ellie: ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
