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How to be a Professional Fangirl: Iko Teaches (#1)

Ahem. Wassup Lunartics? Antoana planned to update but then she had other stuff to do and gave me a plan of this chapter. Her plan was absolute trash so I have decided to spare her readers of the preposterously boring topics she was going to discuss and teach you how to be the ultimate fangirl. I know a lot of you are fangirls, as a result of the amazing series Marissa Meyer wrote so this is how you can level up in the fangirl world.

1. Choose your victim- Choose the celebrity/ characters that you are going to stalk/ rant about etc. This is the very foundation of being a fangirl. 

2. Become an encyclopedia of that person- You NEED to know EVERYTHING about whatever you are fangirling over? Character? You need to know their height, weight, shoe size, hair colour, eye colour, backstory, every single person they've kissed etc. Are their eyes light blue, greeny-blue, really brigth azure? Is their hair brunette or very dark fair? These are all very important facts you need to know to survive in the Fandom World. And you thought the Hunger Games was difficult.

3. Set up fan accounts- You need to connect with people who feel the same way. That, my friends, is how you make life-long friends. Real life friends? Pffttt, nahh, seat these at the back of the classroom. And if you're into writing, you can write fanfiction. It can be about anything. Do. Not. Write. Facebook. Chats. That is just plain creepy. *cough* Antoana you stalker *cough* You can also draw fan art, but keep it PG! Unless, of course, it's me with someone. 

4. Ship people- Combine two names of the people you want to date. E.g. Kiko, Liko, Caiko, Jaiko, Zeiko. Tip: When you hashtag the ship name, write 5ever after their ship name. E.g. #Liko5ever. DO NOT PUT 4ever. This is just a sign of disloyalty. 5 is bigger than 4, therefore, by putting 5, you show how much you ship the two people/ characters. Fangirl logic!

5. Quit everything in the real world and devote all of your time to the fandom. You don't want to experience the real world. It's scary. No. You want to read fanfiction, draw fan art and reread and rewatch forever and ever. 

If you have followed all these steps then you are a beginner fangirl. I will give more tutorials in later chapters. However, you will need a lot more practise to become as good as me. Leave some suggestions for what the 'writer' should 'write' about in the next chapters. She's that pathetic.