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Hawaii Lovers

Ok so I know you all think Hawaii is like one of the most friggen AMAZING places on earth. Its green, we have beaches everywhere, its got a cool island breeze. Everyone wants to move to Hawaii and live the island life. Well Im gonna say all the reasons its NOT the most amazing place on earth. And why you NEVER want to live here.

For one its not that great being surrounded by green, forests everywhere, tropical plants... For one most of Hawaiis native tropical plants are near extinction due to the amount of invasive species brought to the islands and all the deforestation and such. Mainly all the trees and greenery here makes hawaii the perfect breeding ground for Mosquitos. You go hiking you dont get pretty pictures of flowers and trees and leaves covered in raindrops. You come out with a shit ton of bites and itch like crazy. Green is not great here.

And the beaches? Please they arent great either. For one Hawaii is in the middle of friggen no where. So if you need to escape from some natural disaster or theres a war happening or something you cant go anywhere safe because your surrounded by ocean. The beaches are shit. Theres very few nice beaches unless you go to a tourist trap which is also complete crap beause you are surronded by idiota the whole time. Im sorry nothing is wrong with it but alot of people who visit are just plain stupid. To clarify we do not have pet dolphins, we do not live in grass shacks and drink out of coconuts and eat pineapples all day. Sharks are not dangerous unless you friggen do something to provoke it. They are just giant sea dogs. They are cute. Speaking of sealife if you visit hawaii and see a turtle DO NOT SWIM UP TO IT. DO NOT FEED IT. DO NOT PET IT. IT IS AGAINST THE MOTHER FRACKEN LAW PEOPLE!!!!! seriously you gonna have some pretty pissed off locals if you touch the turtles. They are endandgered. Feeding them means theyll expect food to come from humans and wont live their lives naturally. It messes with their natural way of living. Now if the turtle swims towards you and you cant move or if it brushes up against you thats fine. You cant do a thing if the turtle chases you. But please have respect for the law and the animals and dont chase them.

Besides that most beaches just have rocks everywhere and are usually cold. Like uncomfortably cold. Not fun. Not nice. Not to mention the fact it always fudging rains here so you never get a chance to go and enjoy the beach.

And cool island breezes. Forget about those. Its hot and humid and muggy. Most days you might as well be walking through a sauna. You sweat all the time and feel hot and sticky and gross. And the breeze dont exist.

And island life is boring. Because we are a island in the middle of the ocean everything is imported to us so everything is expensive as shit. Milk is like ten bucks a gallon. Fucking ridiculous. Their are like ten things to do here. And most of them cost more money than you are willing to spend so its shitty. Living in hawaii also turns people into a bunch of lazy morons. Seriously as quoted by others all their is to do here besides go to the beach every damn day and work if your lucky enough to get a job (which is not as fun as you think. The beach not work) is eat sleep drink and fuck. Not saying thats what everyone here does. I dont but most people here do. People are dumb and lazy. Hawaii sucks dont live here.