Mountain dew pitch-black

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Ok the Pitch Black Mountain Dew tastes like complete shit.

I swear I drank grape cough syrup.
Wtf Mountain Dew? Dew you not think before making something?

Lol I'm so Punny

Jk  now excuse me while I go back to my normal routine. Continue on with your day earthlings *sits on couch, vaping and reading awesome stories on wattpad* ✌️

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