Avengers: Imagines/Oneshots (REQUESTS CLOSED)

Thor Odinson - Dentist

"Why is your hand in my mouth?!"

"I demand to know why you are poking my gums with the scalpel!"

"How dare you attack the son of Odin?!"

These were the things that Thor was screaming from inside the dentists office. I know right.

Avengers need to go to the dentist too. They don't always have perfect teeth.

"Sir, would you please hold still?"

"I will not! I need to know why my saliva is being taken out of my mouth?"

I walk inside the room to see a tired dentist and an angry Thor glaring at the scalpel in the dentist's hand.

I face palm. "Uh, could you leave us alone for a minute or two?" I ask the dentist and he nods, rushing out with a scowl on his face.

I sit beside Thor who sits up, grinning at me. "Babe, what are you doing?"

His eyebrows furrow. "What do you mean?"

"The dentist has to do his job and you're not letting him." I tell him.

He huffs. "His hands were in my mouth."

I chuckle. "That's the point. How is he gonna clean your teeth without doing that?"

Thor shrugs. "Magic?"

I roll my eyes. "Not everyone has that though."

Sighing, Thor lays back down. "Alright. I'll do it."

I smile, kissing his cheek. "Good." Squeezing his hand, I get up and the dentist walks back inside.

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Two hours later, Thor stands outside with a bag containing a toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, and a mini Thor action figure.

We walk outside, getting into the car. I buckle up, revving the engine.

"So, you have fun?" I ask him.

He shakes his head. "Not at all. These teeth doctors are very...picky. But I do enjoy the gift."

He takes out his mini self and plays with it. I laugh at his silly actions.

"Well, it's good you enjoyed that because you're going to be going twice every year." I say and he gasps.

"Twice? I refuse!" He shouts and I drive away, laughing.

Dentists.