[BTS] One-Shot Collection

[V] Mr. Investigator

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On normal days, you actually enjoy spending an hour or two in a cafe, just enjoying the wifi and a nice cup of coffee. It always seems to be the place where you get to see other people, but at the same time feel relaxed and free from all your complicated life problems.

But today doesn't seem like a normal day.

It's been almost an hour since you entered this cafe, but this certain guy sitting across the room was still staring at you. And no, his stare wasn't like he was flirting or something. It was like a predator studying his prey. Even though the guy seemed to be just around the same age as you, it was still creepy a.f. Like seriously, what kind of person would stare at you for one straight hour.

Sighing, you gathered your things and decided to leave. But much to your horror, the guy stood up as well like he was going to follow you, so you quickened your pace and walked down the sidewalk, hoping to God that the other people walking on the road would block him off and give you the chance to run away.

You quickly turned on a corner and looked back just to check if he was gone. But he wasn't.

In fact, he was just right behind you.

"AAAAAAAAH!!!!" You screamed and threw your bag to his face out of instinct.

"OWWW WHAT THE HELL!!!" He whined as he rubbed his face.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!!!" You screamed and stood in a defensive stance just in case he tries to attack.

"I am investigating you. Damn your bag was heavy! You didn't have to throw it to my face you know!" He answered, still rubbing his face and checking if it was still properly working.

"Well you creeped the hell out of me!" You huffed as you cautiously picked up your bag. "Investigating me? Why? Are you a police or something?"

"No, I'm a private investigator."

You had to pause to let that sink in. "Aren't those things just in movies?"

"No...... maybe?" He tilted his head like he realized that just now. You raised a brow. This guy seems a bit mentally unstable to be a legit investigator.

"Well what are you investigating me for? Am I a suspect to a crime? Well you can stop now because I am a very innocent person and only do very innocent things."

"No you're not a suspect to a crime."

"Then am I a witness to a crime?"

"No."

"Don't tell me someone wants me to get killed?"

"That is very morbid, but no."

"Okay. Then please do explain WHY IN THE FREAKING DUCK were you creepily investigating me FOR THE PAST FREAKING HOUR."

"Well, first of all," He raised a finger in the calmest way possible despite of your outburst. "Because I just feel like investigating you."

"You just feel like investigating me." You repeated, and he nodded. "And nobody ordered you to do so."

Once again, he nodded.

"THAT IS CALLED STALKING YOU PABO!!!! I KNEW IT YOU'RE JUST A STALKER!!!"

You screamed and slammed your bag at him.

"OWWW you are such a violent person!!!! I am not a stalker! I am a legit private investigator, see?"

He covered his face in protection as he showed you his I.D.