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new imessage from dick suckers™

hansol
ey bois
and wonwoo

wonwoo
i aint a boi cause im a man
i aint got that one inch punisher like yo ass

jeonghan
well damn fam

jihoon
hanso(L)
you dont have a clapback this time

jeonghan
hes steady catchin those ls

hansol
you didnt have to stoop that low though fam
you didnt

wonwoo
but i did cause you steady trying to be w that pettiness on the slick
you gonna catch these fucking ls today son

jihoon
he rite

seungcheol
my children
do not fight

wonwoo
you can catch these roasts too chicken coops

seungcheol
you know what im just gonna cook my chicken

jeonghan
who pissed in your damn cheerios wonwoo

wonwoo
minghao punched me in the dick
im still experiencing high levels of pain
JEONGHAN YOU WERE THERE STFU

jihoon
how did i miss this

jeonghan
you were out with seokmin

jihoon
oh

new message from soonyoung

soonyoung
look here jinki u can catch these fuckin hands any time any place lets go fam
oh wrong number
HEY JIHOON

jihoon
im not even gonna ask