"Do you think we should add pictures to the presentation?" Sarah, my partner for the project, asks.
"Hmm, I have no clue," I tell her. I pull up some pictures of plants on the iPad and show it to her. "I think we should. It would look nicer."
"Alright, then-"
"Cool project! Can I see?" a boy asks out of nowhere from behind.
"Jay, please, not now," Sarah says, blushing a bit.
"Oh c'mon! It looks awesome," Jay says, mostly looking at Sarah and not the presentation.
"Fine," she grumbles.
"Yep, yep. What Sarah said," I say awkwardly and turn my head to lock eyes with Lance. My phone starts to buzz. I take it out of my pocket and check it under the desk.
#1Lance: there's Cristopher in the corner being a stupid 9 year old xD
Crys101: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1Lance: it's exactly how it looks like
Crys101: WHat?! how am I 9 years old? and I like being in the corner
#1Lance: no i'm sorry you're not like a 9 yr old you're like a 5 yr old 😐
Crys101: WHAT?! u meanie how do I act like a 5 year old !!!!!!!!!?!
#1Lance: it's like a whale and a sea turtle
Crys101: HEY I didn't know what to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but I felt like replying
#1Lance: lmao actually no cuz turtles are old
Crys101: !!!!!!!
#1Lance: Christopher's like those under water plants
Crys101: OMG U CALLING ME OLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1Lance: who no one sees
Crys101: U BIG FAT MEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1Lance: that's how I see it omg XD
Crys101: WHAT! HEY IT'S GOOD TO BE A TURTLE
#1Lance: Sarah and Jay are like those beautiful colorful fishes roaming around the sea
Crys101: I CAN HIDE IN MY TINY SHELLS FROM YOU POLLUTED PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!
#1Lance: while you just stare at them in the corner with those green mushy eyes.
Crys101: what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1Lance: Shells?
Crys101: YAH
#1Lance: oh, so now ur growing shells
Crys101: MY TURTLE SHELL
#1Lance: wow Christopher
Crys101: nooooooo turtles hide in there shell !!!!!!!!!
#1Lance: hahah I hope ur shell keeps u from crawling like an idiot to school. Ohhh. maybe that's why you always walk to school and thats why u live so close. wow it all makes sense. I have your secret with me now Christopher.
Crys101: WHAt?!!!!!!!!!!!! U BIG OLD MEANIE FAT piggy!!!!!!!!!.
#1Lance: sorry but i'm human, not an animal who has secret shells on their backs. I feel bad actually to be living about a 100 years old with shells on ur back is it painful? well too bad ur a turtle

YOU ARE READING
Waitress On Fleek
RomanceWARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS TONS OF CRINGE. IT WAS WRITTEN WHEN ME AND MY FRIEND WERE STILL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. WE ARE PAINFULLY IN THE PROCESS OF EXTREMELY SLOW EDITING. DO NOT CRITICIZE OUR WORK. Crystal Havens has started a completely new l...