Seven Deadly Sins

Chapter 3 - Doped Ketchup

Chapter 3 – Doped Ketchup

“Holy crap! I think I’m being summoned!” Gula squealed, .

“Oh please! Be realistic Gula, humans have forgotten the summoning ceremony hundreds of years ago,” Invidia said lazily.

“No! I could feel it!” He said jumping happily identical to a teenage girl going on a first date. He then disappeared into the mid air.

Gula looked at the five teenagers; two girls and three guys sat in the middle of a seven pentagram that was drawn by their own blood. Game time! He summoned for the thunder to come and the ground to shake to set the mood. Classical horror movies!

The teenagers started to look around in terror, “Gluttony, a-are you with us?” The blonde jock screamed with a shaky voice.

He got a tomato ketchup and dug it with a paint brush before wrote ‘YES’ on the wall. The effect of the ketchup dripping down, gives the illusion of blood. Although and psychopath would know that it was not real blood. Well, duh! It's ketchup!

This couldn’t get any better! Gula smiled.

The teenagers started to panic more; the two girls were holding each other’s hand, crying and chanting something that sounded like, “He’s gonna eat us!”

Gula laugh loudly at that and the ground started to shake again, “Let's make a deal! I will not eat you girls, if you make out with eachother,” sounding like a little boy hopping to get laid which spoilt the evil laugh effect.

“What?” The girls asked in union.

“Hell, I’m not kissing this bitch! She hasn’t brush her teeth in a week!” The redhead said.

“Eww man, that’s gross,” Gula frowned, “what do parents do these days? Don’t they teach their kids anything? Go brush right now!”

The strawberry blonde kept her head down in shame and walked towards the bathroom, “Kiara, can I use your toothbrush?” She asked.

“Sure,” Kiara, the redhead replied.

“No no no no! What is wrong with you people? That is un-hygienic!” Gula screamed in disgust.

“But there is no clean toothbrush in the house,” strawberry blonde said.

An ‘Oral-B’ toothbrush appeared in Gula’s hand and he kept it on the altar since the teenagers couldn’t see him, “New tooth brush on the altar! You owe me 3 bucks.”

Strawberry blonde took the brush, “thank you,” she smiled, showing her yellow teeth and went to brush it.

“Alright, what the fuck is happening here?” the blonde jock asked.

“Chilling,” Gula said, leaning on the wall, studying the huge black bedroom.

He looked around the room and a table full of food caught his eyes.

“Aww guys, is that for me?” He said, pointing towards the altar.

“What?” The blonde jock asked, looking around.

Gula then remembered that they couldn’t see him, “the food!” he said, walking towards it and sit on the maroon silky chair.

“Oh yes! I cooked it by myself! I hope you like it!” Kiara said blushing.

Gula took a taste of the spaghetti and he moaned from the deliciousness, “Kiara, this is amazing! Damn, I wish you could be my wife and make me food like this everyday!” He said with his mouth filled with the white sauce pasta.

Kiara’s blush deepened, “you want me to be your wife?”

“of course!” He answered.

“You serious?” She asked, hopefully.

“I give you my word,” he said without thinking. A purple mist spread out from Gula’s body and reached Kiara’s. It is a bond of assurance.

Gula stopped eating and cursed as Kiara screams reached his ear, she was scared of the mist as it was hugging her and flying her across the room. Had I just promised her to marry her?

“Calm down!” Gula screamed at her, while he himself was scared. Shit, I think i just do poo-poo in my pants.

“So are you going to listen to our requests? Cause we really need something from you,” blonde jock said, taking Gula back to reality.

“What’s your name, boy?” Gula asked with authority.

“I’m Calvin,”

Gula stared at Calvin for a while before remembering where he heard that name before.

“Holy shit! You're Calvin Klein! Oh My Gosh, I’m your number 1 fan! All of my boxers except for the eatable ones are from Calvin Klein! Let me give you an idea for your next undergarment, what about you make boxers made of candy? So we could eat it after we use it instead of washing it.” Gula blabbered.

“Huh, what? No! I’m Calvin Howled and that’s fucking disgusting!”

“It’s not, okay! It’s perfectly normal!” Gula squealed.

“Dude, is he for real?” Calvin asked his friends

“So what do you want?” Gula asked as he took the last bite of food on his plate.

“We need you to kill a few guys for us,” Calvin said hesitantly.

“Why? You do realize that killing is against everything Holy, dont you?” he asked.

"No shit, Sherlock!" Calvin said with a funny look on his face. What kind of evil prince is this guy?

“Because if they die then we will get all the money,” Kiara answered Gula smiling as she ignored Calvin.

“Ahh… of course! Money! Source of all evil,” Gula smiled, but it soon vanishes when he looked at Kiara.

“So you will do it?” Calvin asked.

“Yes, I will. Show me their pictures, names and addresses,” he said.

Calvin got up and put their pictures on the altar alongside with their names and addresses on a piece of paper. Gula took off his iPhone 5 and took pictures of it, he then post it on instagram with their names and addresses as the caption so that his minions would get to work.

“What is this?” he took a long twisted blue glass from a wooden rack and kept it on the altar.

“This is called a bong,” Strawberry blonde said, coming out from the bathroom.

“What do you do with it?” Gula asked, filled with curiosity.

“It’s used to smoke marijuana,” Calvin answered.

“You guys smoke marijuana? Are you crazy? Marijuana is used to cure cuts and bruises,” Gula said restlessly. For fuck's sake, what is going on here? Do these people just smoke anything that they see?

“Well, that’s like millions of years back man! Weed is the bomb!” A guy beside Calvin said.

“You should totally try it, darling,” Kiara said and the teenagers looked at each other.

Gula was fighting with himself whether to try or against it and his curiosity got the best of him. He made himself visible for the humans’ eyes to see. They all gasp at the beauty of him since he still has the abs and beauty from all the exercise he did the previous nights. The teenagers got up from the pentagram and sat in front of a flat screen TV.

Kiara took a jar filled with green bud and took a little of it and put in on the bowl of the bong before lighting it up and taking a hit, they then passed it around while listening to ‘Ganja Babe by Michael Franti & Spearhead’

Gula was doped and he was dancing around to the song with Kiara, planning their wedding.

“So Kiara, will you add me on Facebook?” Gula asked.