“Who’s having a special weekend with Darren? It’s you! It’s you. It’s youuu!” Bud cheered, poking me in the ribs. I grunted and rubbed the sore spot between the bones. She effectively knew my weakest joints.
“Aw, our little Minnie is growing up! And she’s getting so naughty!” Eileen laughed, getting up from her seat. She grabbed a coat, instinctively placing it over my shoulders.
“It’s just a nice weekend away with some new people I met since SF is a real downer. Plus, I won’t have to deal with any of you for a good few days!” I explained, generalizing them.
Suddenly Darren’s car horn honked and I quickly grabbed my things.
“Alright, fine. Sheesh, you’re being so defensive. Why can’t you just admit this is one of those times where you can get it on with a celebrity crush? ”
Scoffing, I ran out the door leaving them in my dust. “Just take care of Turtle while I’m gone okay.”
“Okay…then take care of your innocence! Here, Takes this!” Bud just threw what looked like a condom. I turned around only to cringe when it hit me in the forehead. Merely ignoring the thing on the floor, I glared at Bud for even attempting to embarrass me. I got into the van where everyone was squeezing in and sat beside Bonnie.
“What an interesting bunch they are.” Bonnie laughed, looking down at the condom. “You should introduce us to them sometime.”
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“We’re heading to the beach now right? I’m so excited! I can get a nice tan on!” I gushed unpacking my clothes.
Currently, we were settling into the new hotel room where the genders were separated by doors.
“Well I want a tan, but I can’t. It’s so hard to not get sunburned for me.” Jaime sighed while applying a layer of sunscreen. She applied what looked like her third layer.
“We should get going soon, I’ll go pick on the guys.” Bonnie walked over to the door and knocked.
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Darren’s POV
Knock. Knock.
“Hey, we should head out soon. You guys decent?” Bonnie asked, not even bothering for a reply.
“Bonnie! You can’t just walk in like that! I could have had my shirt off or something...” Joe said pretending to look mortified. He covered his body like he was just caught doing something.
“Yeah yeah, Lord Moldy butts nothing we haven’t seen before. Just get ready.” She rolled her eyes and closed the door behind her.
“So remember the plan guys? Beach then Universal Studios and I’ll ask Minnie to a nice dinner out somewhere where’s it’s appropriate. Ride on the love waters and hope something magical happens. All good?” I asked giving them the thumbs up.
“Don’t you worry lover boy, we got your back. Here have a twizzler. It’ll calm your nerves.” Joey placed his arm around my shoulder and urged me to eat the candy. He was smoothing it around my closed mouth but his fierce pout made me reluctantly open. He grinned and placed the string in my mouth.
“You’re a twizzler addict.” Joe commented, rubbing sun screen over his nose.
“I am not… Shut up.”
“Those are going to rot your teeth Joey; you haven’t stopped eating those since AVPS and I’m a little bit worried.” Joe said seriously. Brian snorted, rolling on the bed. He was casually combing his little mustache with a little tiny comb.
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Coincidence, I Think Not! (Darren Criss)
FanfictionMinnie Belles, the good old fashioned Glee fan has an itsy bitsy crush on the acclaimed man, Darren Criss. His charms and personality had always been a niche when she sought other men but none could be as simply 'perfect' as he is. The day she final...
