LIAM: Oh wow! Look at that! *points at Giraffe*
YOU: How cute! Here Liam, your foot long corn dog.
LIAM: Thanks, babe. I'm hungry! *bites into corndog as you watch the Giraffes*
SUDDENLY, GIRAFFE'S BEGIN TO HAVE SEX.
YOU: OH MY GOD! *Laughs*
LIAM: 0.0 *looks at male part, then at his large corndog*
LIAM: I don't want this anymore. *gives you corndog as he disgustingly chews what he has in his mouth*
YOU: *laughs* Here, then have my chocolate pudding.
LIAM: Thanks. *takes pudding*
GIRAFFE BEGINS TO POOP WHILE HAVING SEX
Liam and you look at each other as he passes back the pudding
LIAM: I'll pass
You laugh so hard
LIAM: THAT'S NOT FUNNY. LET'S GO SEE THE LIONS..
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