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When you embarrass yourself on the first date: HARRY

HARRY

Your meeting Harry on a first date at a nearby Starbucks.You park your car across the street on a rainy day. You catch him ,slanted in his chair on a table outside the shop, with his hands in his black sweater.

The waitress comes to ask him to order, but he keeps his eyes on you and mouths,

" Thank you, but I'm waiting for my lovely date" to the waitress.

She turns to you and smiles before nodding and walking off. Harry smiles as you, his dimples irresistibly adorable.  

As you cross the street, your boot slips on the slick black pavement near the sidewalk and you slip, falling on your bum.

Harry's eyes open wide and he gets up, too late to catch your fall. 

Seconds of silence as you gaze at each other in surprise... before you burst out into laughter. 

His eyebrow raises as you laugh, and then he begins to chuckle, quickly going to help you up.

"Very elegant" he jokes playfully. "Are you ok?" he asks, using your incident as an excuse to check you out again.

"I try my best!" you laugh before using your finger to pick his chin back up to your eyes.

"I love resilient woman!" he says flirting.

"How about we have some tea now?" you tell him, playing hard to get. He loves woman that arent so easily gullible.

He smirks and agrees sheepishly before taking you in for the best date he's ever had.

 NIALL:

"C'mon! Please!" Niall was begging you after the movies.

Hours before, when he went to pick you up, you had gotten so bored waiting for your date that you had begun to sing.

Something you've been doing since you were small. Not knowing he was behind you, listening. Hes been messing with you since.

"Niall, not now! I just ate!" you tried to oppose.

"Please! Please! It was so beautiful! Just once, and I promise meself I will never say SWAGGAR around ya' again."

"Don't say that please! Its so stup-"

"Then sing meh the song of the heavens!" he smiled as you guys walked into the car.

You smiled.

"Alright then! What song?" you gave in as you closed the door to his car.

"Sing me Beautiful by Christina Aguilera. " he replied with an excited smile. He waited for you, not turning on the car.

You began to sing and his gaze on you was immensely noticeable.

While getting into the song, you began to try and sing a high note, and were nailing it until an unexpected burp caught you both of guard.

Your eyes opened wide.. and thats why you dont sing after eating!

You turned to him, trying to hold in a laugh at your embarrassment.

His eyes were stuck on you, in complete awe.

"I'm so sorry-" you began to laugh, it was just too funny!

"Marry me" he smiled, before letting out a burp too.

You threw your head back in laughter, and Niall joined in.

"But seriously, this was me best date ever!" he laughed as you guys drove home.

"I agree!" you finished.

You guys had an amazing time.

ZAYN:

Zayn took you out to the House of Blues to listen to your favorite artist.

He got you guys a table to sit down and relax afterwards. After ordering a glass of wine you guys talked, and had very peaceful time.

You laughed at one of his jokes, closing your eyes, and you reached near your dates side to grab your drink, to miss it by an inch to the right. Tipping it slightly.

A big splat of wine spilled onto his white cardigan.  You looked at your date in embarrassment and apologized.

He said it was ok and continued talking. You couldn't bear the thought of having him walk around like that.

You took out your liner and he gave you a questioning expression.

You nodded towards his stain and he caught on.

"Oh sure!" he said, he liked where you were going with this.

You grabbed his cardigan and outlined the spot, using your artistic skills to make the stain look like apart of the clothing.

He looked at the detailed design on his sweater and laughed in awe.

"Thats amazing. Looks even better than before, boo!" he said as he put it back on.

He bit his lip and gazed into your eyes.

"You're so talented." he said sheepishly.

" Thanks.We should collaborate sometime!" you added, embarrassed still.

Later that night, Zayn showed the paparazzi your design and said he was going to be doing a lot more art dates with you.

LOUIS

"So where is it to?" Louis asked excitedly. He loved your personality at the meet and greet, and was anxious to see what today would be like.

"Um... how about something spontaneous..." you began to think. You guys entered his car, and he sat there, staring at you anxiously.

"I got it!! Let's go-cart race!" you blurted. "Unless you want to do something else..." you said embarrassed.

"NO. LET'S GO!"

You guys went and began to get into your go-carts.

"You sure you know how to drive one of these?" he questioned with a raised eyebrow through the helmet.

"OF COURSE! I'm a pro!" you replied, acting offended.

"Ok then.." he smiled before pressing down on the engine.

"READY. STEADY. GO!" He yelled, and quickly enough as he began to glide forward, you had pressed the reverse.

You yelled so loud as you reversed straight into the backside of the track, everyone staring.

You caught Louis gaze, in complete shock.

Your head bounced forward then back on impact and you stayed there, wondering what in the world just happened.

Louis drove back to you, and got out of his cart. 

You looked up at him, holding in a laugh.

"I think I shit myself" you squeeked.

His eyes watered as he bursted out laughing as he helped you out.

"I. CANT. BELIEVE. YOU. DID. THAT!" He continued as he exited the track.

LIAM