"OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. BABE. WE GOT TO GO SEE THE WILD RABBITS. OH MY GOD! WILD RABBITS!" He jumped as he read the "NEW ANIMALS" list.
"Ok, lets go then" you said. As you went to visit the rabbits, Louis was jumping up and down, all throughout the way. Once there, they had this promotional "FEED A HARE" thing going on.
You freeze at what the food was. CARROTS. You turn to Louis, whos face is a gigantic ^O^. OH MY GOD. LETS FEED THE RABBITS CARROTS.
You bend down to watch Louis feed the hare a carrot. Suddenly, one crawls into his hand and he begins to fall in love, as he pets its little head.
He begins to cuddle it. The zoo doesn't mind. It's Louis Tomlinson for gods sakes.
Suddenly, he makes this face as you see his red shirt begin to soak. You burst out laughing!
THAT IS NOT FUNNY, Y/N!!!! he says as he quickly puts the rabbit down and and makes a >o< face. EWWW, IT SMELLS SO BAD! he whimpers as you laugh.
Suddenly, his face brightens with an idea. He smirks his smirks of evil.
COME HERE BABE. GIVE ME A TIGHT HUG. he says.
NO!!!! you begin to run. He sprints for you.
THIS IS SPARTAA!!!! he runs until he grabs your waist and rubs your back on him.
EWWW... LOUIS THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIRT! you yell. He laughs.
SO, you're my favorite Y/N. So we must both smell like piss.
He says as he kisses you apologicly. You cant stay mad. You kiss him back.
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