FUNNY ONE DIRECTION PREFERENCES!

The Zoo: Niall

YOU: Im so bored!

NIALL:I'm sorry babe! I just love seeing the fishies swim around

YOU: But why for so long? You've been cooing at a big fat yellow fish for over 15 minutes now.

NIALL: CUZ, LOOK HOW CUTE IT IS!*suddenly freezes and looks at you* Wait, babe. You're smart right?

YOU:-_-No, Niall. I lended my brain to Patrick.

NIALL: WELL THEN. :c

YOU:Im sorry, it's just that I really want to see the monkeys. But yes, babe. I'm smart.

NIALL: It's ok. Well, between you and I... uh.. * scoots closer to whisper in your ear*

HOW DO FISHES HAVE SEX?

YOU: *gazes at him in disbelief* REALLY?

NIALL: Like, they have no arms and legs.. and like. How do they hold on or like *begins to evaluate fishies and looks back at you* Where's their-

YOU: *face palm* Well, Niall. * whispers how fishes have sex*

NIALL: SO THEY DON'T

YOU: NOPE

NIALL: THEY JUST

YOU:YUP

NIALL: WELL, IM GLAD IM NOT A FISH *Winks at you before smacking your bum*

YOU: ._.