You: Oh how cute! :)
*points at bird cage and walks with Zayn towards it*
ZAYN: You know what's cuter? You. <3
*kisses you*
You: Oh stop it, Zayn! Aww, I just want to cuddle it, it looks so soft.
ZAYN: I want to cuddle with you too.... *pulls you closer to him*
You: *Laughs* I meant the birdie.
ZAYN: Well, I meant you. * bites lip and stares at yours*
ZAYN: I also want this * squeezes bum*
YOU: Hey!
ZAYN: I'm sorry, babe. I just want you so badly. I want to go home and have our own zoo in bed.
* he winks seductively with a smile*
BIRDIE: EERKKK. I WANNA GO HOME AND HAVE OUR OWN ZOO IN BED, Y/N!!
You: .__. OH MY GOD ZAYN. IT TALKS.
BIRDIE: ERRRKKK. I WANNA GO HOME AND HAVE OUR ZOO IN BED, Y/N!!
*Little kid walks by and listens and turns to his mom*
KID: Mom, can we have a zoo in bed?
ZAYN: ._____________.
* grabs hand and sprints away from bird.*
ZAYN: THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN.
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