THE ZOO: HARRY

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Harry: I just love being here  with you.

You: Me too, babe

Pulls you close to him, his face inches away from yours

Harry: Did I already tell you that you looked beautiful today?

You laugh

You: Yes, and did I-

A sudden splat of white lands on your shoulder, you look at the poop then up at the sky. then to Harry with a ._. expression

Harry begins to laugh.

YOU: THAT IS NOT FUNNY. THAT IS NASTY

HARRY: IT IS VERY FUNNY! A BIRD JUST POOPED O-

Bird poops on his chest, he looks down and you hold in a laugh. He looks at you. e___e

you laugh so hard you can't breathe

HARRY:-_-

HARRY: Be quiet. Let's go home.  Thats enough zoo shit for today.

YOU: BUT YOU-

HARRY: Shh....

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