FUNNY ONE DIRECTION PREFERENCES!

His reaction to watching the Tyra Banks Show: Harry

"Wake up, Harry. It's Saturday," you pulled on the blankets that Harry was wrapped in, one of his legs sliding off the bed. 

He moaned in response, and you laughed.

"C'mon, what are we doing today?" you threw the corner of the blanket over your shoulder, trying to tug Harry off...

You were successful, and he slid down off the floor with the blanket, groaning again as he squirmed to hold on.

You dragged him into the living room, running around the couch, before you quickly tired out and looked behind to find Harry wrapped up in a ball, still sleeping on top of the blanket you tugged on.  You laughed, turning back to sprint again, before a hand wrapped around your waist, pulling you to the ground.

"Love, I'm having a massive lazy day." he murmured as he kissed your shoulder, rolling to his side to wrap his arms and legs around you. You sighed, obviously it's a lazy day, Harry and you partied pretty hard last night.

"Lazy Day it is," you nodded, kissing him. He smiled, his dimples indenting on his cheeks as he finally opened his eyes. There was a quick silence as you guys just blissfully glared at one another, until your stomach growled. He laughed.

"I'm hungry," you said, getting up.

"You don't say?" he replied sarcastically, getting up with you, taking the blanket and wrapping it around his shoulders. 

"Maybe you should put on some clothes so you won't be so cold," you snickered as you watched Harry jump onto the couch, just in his boxers.

"I'm good," he chuckled, turning on the TV. Being a lazy day, you decided to just make a small breakfast, crepes with strawberries.

You passed him the plate and he threw the blanket over your lap, snuggling closer, his face confused as he observed the TV. You turned to find him watching the Tyra Banks show, where Tyra was interviewing a lady who's waist was ridiculously shrunken from wearing a corset.

"Is she real?" Harry asked, his face scrunched as his lips rose in disgust, taking a bite of his crepe. They showed the x-ray of her body, and how all her organs were pushed up in her ribs.

"Oh fuck," Harry sent his hand through his hair, completely in shock on what he was seeing.

They showed Tyra's reaction, and you swear, Harry's was almost on point with it. You laughed, and he looked at you, his eyebrows furrowed.

"You don't have one of those do you, [your name]?" he asked, a bit afraid. You chuckled, shaking your head, and he looked back at the TV, both interested in the show, yet in complete shock.

"Good," he nodded, his gaze glued to the screen as he stuffed his mouth with strawberries.

"I thought you said you didn't like American Talk Shows," you tugged at him, and he shrugged, laughing at a typical funny commentary from Tyra.

"Yeah, I don't like them, because they're weird as hell, but still extremely intruiging," he said, finishing his breakfast. He smiled and turned to you.

"Just like you," he chuckled, and you rose an eyebrow, playfully pushing his shoulder as he laughed.

"So you don't like me?" you smiled, watching him drink his juice before quickly turning back to you.

"No, I love you," he corrected with a half smile, pulling your waist under the covers and kissing you.

As he kissed you, his reaction the American Talk Show came coming up, and you couldn't stop giggling.

You and your British Boyfriend, Harry Styles.. He never fails to surprise you with his weirdo personality.

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