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When he kisses you for the first time: LIAM

So you and Liam have been dating for several months, and he loves the fact that you like to take it slow. For once, you guys go out into a nearby mall to pick up an order for a present you customized for one of the boys, and you guys fit in perfectly without being known. Who's smart idea was it to let Liam's beard grow out and put a wig on? Yours. WHOOT WHOOT.

You went to the cashier, hand in hand with Liam who held the order. The cashier seemed to be around 17 or 18, and Liam gave her the receipt, anxiously waiting for a realization of who they were..

"Hi, we came to pick up an order," Liam said in an rusty American accent.

She smiled and looked up, not noticing at all, before stating that she'd return with the merchandise..

Liam let out a sigh and lifted his glasses, and you did too.

"That was a close one," he chuckled, pulling you close, seeming relaxed now.

"Of course, and who was the genius who thought of it all?" you laughed sarcastically. He kissed your cheek, his beard a little uncomfortable.

"You, my love," he said in his beautiful English accent... From the corner of your eye, you noticed the girl returning, eyeing you too one last time in suspicion. She must've looked inside the box... You elbowed slapped Liam on his leg to get him to shut up. You rolled your eyes when he made this kinky sound, playfully assuming you were being intimate for the first time.

"Liam, you perv. Shush, she's coming!" you said with a smile, and Liam stiffened at your side.

"Here's your orde-" she looked up, not even able to finish her sentence as she looked at you. You smiled at her, until you noticed you had forgotten to put your glasses back on.

"You're... You're Liam's girlfriend, [insert name here]!" she squealed. Oh crap. She looked up at your boyfriend..

"Li-Li-Li" Yup, she was a definite fan-girl... as she began to hyperventilate.

"Hi, love." Liam said nervously. "We're really trying to stay unnoticed," he had begun, before the girl quickly settled down and nodded understandingly.

"Oh, of course. I'm just a huge fan of One Direction, and you [insert name here], you're so beautiful," she breathed, ecstatic. You laughed and thanked her, and she quickly bagged your item. She asked for a photo and a signature from both, and you guys agreed. Finally, you guys walked out the door quickly.

"Finally, we're done with the lads, right?" Liam said a little impatiently as he pulled you beside him.

"Or did you want to get something else?" he quickly added, feeling rude from the first comment. You shook your head and kissed his cheek.

"Thank you for bringing me, babe," you smiled. His face reddened from your small action, and he side.

"Of course, anything for my one and only," he said romantically, looking at you as you opened the package.You bought Niall a nice pair of sneakers, with his name engraved in the back,a printed Irish flag on the sides of the shoes. They look fantastic. 

"Niall is going to go crazy over those," Liam murmured as he looked around, seeing no mobs of fans around. You smiled at the thought of Niall opening up his present, his face in joy. Niall is a very prideful Irish lad, indeed.  

Suddenly, Liam stopped in his tracks and pulled you in the opposite direction of the exit. He rushed into the closest thing to you, which was a photo booth.

"What?" you said as you looked at Liam's intense expression from the mini-curtain.

"I know a stalker group when I see one," he said, a little anxious. You laughed at him.

"Well, then let's just wait in here until they leave. Might as well take a photo," you said carelessly, getting out a few dollars from your purse. He looked at you, his face in awe at your optimistic persona. He loved the fact that you were so understanding with his situation. He smiled, his brown eyes soft as he watched you insert the money.

You guys posed... waiting as each photo had a countdown.

5..4..3..2..1

You guys posed regularly, giving the best smile you had, looking at your boyfriend's content smile.

5..4..3..2..1..

Silly faces. You guys laughed as Liam sat closer to you, putting his hand around your waist for the next photo.

"Let's take these off," you quickly murmured, pulling off Liam's glasses and hat, as he pulled off your wig, a smile on his face.

"Surprised" he blurted quickly. You smiled.

5..4..3..2..1

You both made a dramatic exaggerated face, both of you bursting into laughter.

"That's how Louis looks like when we finish his special milk in the mornin'" Liam chuckled as you laughed.

5..4..3..2..1

As you smiled, Liam licked your face, and you pulled away surprised.

"Hey!" you laughed, wiping your hand over your face as the last countdown went on.

"[Insert Name Here]?" Liam said your name excitedly. As you turn, Liam put his hands on the sides of your face, pushing you in for the most amazing and most passionate first kiss ever.

5..4..3..2..1

Click. You guys continued to kiss, before Liam pulled away for air, his eyes glistening with happiness.

"That was wonderful," he whispered as he pushed you close for a small peck. You laughed, a little dazed, before agreeing. He chuckled before grabbing your stuff and walking out to receive the photos.

You guys stood there, and couldn't help but laugh at the pictures, both of you smiling at the last..

 " Well, this photo I'm going to keep forever," Liam smiled, pointing at the last photo. You looked and grinned, happiness swirling in your soul.

The moment was so amazing, until the yells of teenage girls caught you back into reality, and Liam grabbed your hand and ran to the closest exit, laughing as you guys sprinted away, kissing him one more time.

"I love you," he breathed as he pulled you closer, heading out the door and to his car. 

"I love you more," you replied, looking at the photo in your hand.

There in the photo, his hands wrapped around your face-the best first kiss with your boyfriend, Liam Payne.

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