"Notice Me Senpai~"
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Contains:
● Ways To Knowing What Senpai Is Thinking
● How To Get Cool So Senpai Will Notice You
● Secrets To Senpai's Behind The Scene Love Life
● How To Stalk Senpai Properly
● Getting Senpai To Come Over Your House
●...
A Kohai's ultimate goal is to bring Senpai to their home, am I right?
Whale, in this chapter you'll be learning some tips and tricks to get Senpai to go to your house!
Results May Vary.
Step 1: Plan a party!
Who doesn't like a good party?
This is definitely a good strategy to get Senpai to come to your house!
The perfect plan~
Before anything, of course you'll need a theme...
Something that Senpai would be into but the problem is that Senpai seems to like a lot of things.
Which means you'll have to do a little bit of snooping in order to get this right.
Step 2: Obtaining The Theme
For the next few days eaves drop on Senpai's conversations.
If you're bad at spying or get too flustered to function around Senpai then the best thing to do is stalk all social media!
Twitter!
Instagram!
Wattpad!
Kakao!
Kik!
Facebook!
Just about anything you can think of...
If Senpai has a livestream then odds are you can make a fake account and as Senpai is there talking you'll be able to comment over and over and over and over until Senpai notices your comment.
Once you obtain an idea or answer then you're to start party planning~
Step 3: Organizing The Party
Perfect, You've figured out the theme and now your party planning is going swell!
Everything as gone well but you've forgotten something...Something important.
Invitations! They should be your #1 priority when planning.
Now then...You're going to have to lay off your obsession with Senpai, which means you cannot use a picture of Senpai as the invitation.
I repeat, no pictures of Senpai!
No matter how many pictures of Senpai you have do not use it as an invitation.
In other words do notdo this:
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Or This:
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Now you may be wondering how on earth you'll give the invitation to Senpai...Please read Step 4.
Step 4: Inviting Senpai
Don't chicken out now!
You're already 10% done!
The other 80% is getting Senpai to attend!
Odds are, if you invite Senpai's friends...Senpai will attend!
Time to go 007!
Be swift and don't let anyone see you, I know it's your party but...being an anti-social/social, inviting people who don't even talk to you is just weird...even for you.
Once the invitations are out it is time for Step 5.
Step 5: Party Time!
You obviously need to dress to impress.
Wear the cutest dress you have~
Before ANYTHING you'd better tidy up, after all, you never know who's going to show up.
You don't anyone to accidentally find your Senpai shrine, that would just be a tragedy.
Once that's taken care of, be sure to plan everything carefully and be sure to have a strategy so you can have alone time with Senpai.
Welcome your guests and be sure to have the perfect party atmosphere.
Step 6: Successful Or Nah?
If you were, CONGRATS! You've officially succeeded in getting Senpai to come to your house!
Good job fellow Kohai!
In case Senpai doesn't show then refer to Step 7.
Step 7: Try The Yandere Approach
If all else fails then there's only ONE thing to do!
The Yandere Approach is simple and it has very quick results.
As a matter of fact, it would be way cheaper than throwing a party.
I probably should've mentioned it earlier...My bad.
Anyway, there will be some materials you'll need, Some more difficult to find than others but hey, you're a pretty clever Kohai aren't you?
Materials:
-Body Bag
-Chloroform
-Rag
-Blindfold
-Get away Vehicle
See?
I told you it wasn't a lot of stuff.
Now then, I'm sure I don't need to explain further~
