Dare Or Ask: Creepypasta Edition

MEOW!!

Me: *sits on the couch talking to Gen*

Josh: *smiles and have cat ears on* Please work...*plays music*

What a cute little kitten we have here!
W

ith the snowy fur shining in the light!
Now that the beautiful moon is in the sky,
Wouldn't you like to spend some time with me?
Cats only live once is what they say,
So shouldn't we enjoy every day?
That collar that you wear annoys me.
Should I cut it off and let you be free?
Strays have the best life! Nya~ Nya~ Nya~!
Having a snack and playing with the birds
And napping on the roof tops
And watching all those silly humans work.
You should be with me! Nya~ Nya~ Nya~!
I'll let you meet my other buddies!
Take my hand and I'll let you see,
How great life can be!

Josh: *holds my hand*
Me: *takes my hand away and stand up*

A stray full of ignorance is what we have here!
One with golden eyes, lurking in the the night.
You may have a way with words but realize
This snowy fur doesn't cover my eyes.
Cats only live once is what they say.
That's why this where I spend my days.
Might you even have a clue,
Of how much breaking this collar will cost you?

Me: *walks away from him*

I am a princess! Nya~ Nya~ Nya~!
With gourmet food and a fluffy bed.
And though water is one of my dislikes,
A shower is still part of my daily routine.
When viewing our lifestyles, Nya~ Nya~ Nya~!
Who is it that is keeping you safe?
A car tomorrow may just be
The end of your being!

Josh: *smiles and is on my side*

That sass of your's is charming too
I may be just starting to like you.

Me: *shook my head*

Flattery! Oh such a sight! To think that you would be so nice.
But cliche words don't move this heart of mine!

Josh: *smiles slightly*

I have a dream! Nya~ Nya~ Nya~!
To someday leave this boring city!
Spend my days in the tundra,
Admiring the colours of the sky!
If you'd be with me, Nya~ Nya~ Nya~!
It'd be something I could only dream
But I guess that's all that it will be...

Me: *thinks but hugs sally*

A lifestyle like mine, Nya~ Nya~ Nya~!
Is not something that's so easily changed
And I do not have the heart
To leave the little girl who thinks of me the world
We're still chatting. Nya~ Nya~ Nya~!

Me: *sees Josh leaving*

Don't go yet! Com'on! Wait!
It'd be great for you to visit me,

Josh: *hold me and we both sing*
I'll be waiting...

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Me: *wakes up* huh?? Where am I?? *touch my head* Oh... It was a dream... *stretch and walks downstair* Morning !!

Stacy and her crew: *whisper to Rachel other and laugh about me*

Me: *mumbles and then walks in the kitchen* Milk~~~ *take the carter and pour some in a cup and drink it* Mow... *walks to the living room and ignore stares*

Liu/sully: *looks at me* Um lulu WHAT THE HECK HAPPEN TO YOU,!!!!

Me: *looks at him* huh?? What you mean??

Toby: *pokes me* You have cat ears...

Me: *looks confuse* What!? What do you mean cat ears?! *gets up and feel them* OH MY CHEESECAKE !!! I HAVE FREAKEN HAVE CAT EARS!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!

Josh: *runs downstairs* What is !? Are the doves (u see what I did there??) here, Lulu?!?!

Me: NO!!! It's something else !!! I'm a neko and you tooo!!!!!!!!

Josh: *scratch his head* what the !!!? How did I become a neko as well?! *ears twitch and tail swish* Nyan~

Every girl: *nosebleed or dies*

Me: N-nyan~

Everyone: *faints* SO CUTE!!!! 0\\\\0
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Gen and Stacy: *turns into Neko*

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I'll me and Everyone turn back or stay as neko??