The Mexican Adventures of Rudy Man

The Mexican Adventures of Rudy Man Issue #5: The SRRPD

Rudy man was taking a day off from mowing lawns and turned on the T.V.

To his surprise the news reporter was talking about a thief who is stealing paintings.

"Eh if it gets out of hand I'll help but I'll let the cops handle it" Rudy man said uninterested about to change the channel but the news reporter said something that changed Rudy man's mind.

"He is also stealing tacos from local taco shops for some unknown reason but the police have told me their on the case"

Rudy man threw his remote at the T.V. "not quick enough!!!" He yelled changing from his green, white and red pajamas into his costume.

"Leave this......to Rudy man!"

Rudy man went to talk to the police about what they were doing to stop this madness but they told him to calm down and let the real law enforcers handle this.

A week ago the commissioner retired and this new hotshot took over.

His name is Eric Stevens.

He also brought his two top officers with him, Paul Johnson and Nick Grayson.

"Looks like I'll watch from the sideline for now" Rudy man thought taking off on his lawn mower.

The crimes continued for around another week until the commissioner thought of a plan.

"Okay troops we have intel that this criminal is indeed Asian so we shall lore him out like we would any Asian"

The commissioner pulled out a bag of white rice "lets get this guy!"

That night the news introduced a new art exhibit downtown along with a taco festival.

The plan was simple once the exhibit closed the police would place the rice close enough so the Asian would take the bait and they would catch him.

That night the plan went off without a hitch.

A man snuck in from the ceiling wearing a mask and grabbed the art and as many tacos as he could carry.

As he was about to leave he felt the presence of something far greater than either of these things, something god made just for him, something so good just by looking at it your life was better, it was.....rice.

He quickly began putting the rice in his pocket until a alarm sounded.

"This is the SRRPD put your hands in the air and drop the rice!" The commissioner ordered.

The man did as he was told.

As they cuffed the man the commissioner thought to himself "see we don't need no costume wearing freak to help us"

Just then one of the cops was shot with a stun bullet.

"Man do-!" One of the cops tried to yell but was shot down.

Little by little all the cops began falling to the ground.

"Keep your eyes open pau-!" Nick was shot in the chest (were he kept his ketchup packets) and fell to the ground.

"Nick no!!!!" Paul cried as he fell to the ground looking at Nick.

Nick let out a cough "Paul....listen to me......" Nick instructed.

"Don't forget about me.....don't eat my cake in the fridge and finally.........I'll always be better than you" Nick wheezed blacking out.

Paul began to cry like crazy "Nick........I'm sorry.....I-i already ate the cake!"

As things seemed to be going down hill the commissioner began to retreat.

"Not so fast!" A voice said shooting at the commissioner.

Just as he fired the gun the floor shook and the glass rumbled from the sick beats of a mower.

As the commissioner braced for the pain a soccer ball got in the way and took the hit.

"What the!?"

On the rafters Rudy man stood with his Rudy man signal behind him (A taco with a R in it).

"I'm here to stop this madness!" He claimed as he jumped down to the ground.

"Now show yourself!" Rudy man demanded.

The man smiled "so it really is you, the legendary Rudy man"

"Save your flattery for your prison inmates!" Rudy man quipped.

"What are you implying?" The man asked.

"I'm implying that I'm taking you in!" Rudy man raised his voice.

"Which one of me?" the man smirked coming out of the shadows.

More and more people came out of the shadows, each looking exactly the same as the other. "I am the man that will defeat you, I am The Multiplier!!!"

Rudy man looked in surprise.

"What's a matter Rudy man? You scared?" The men laughed all together.

As the men chuckled one dropped a taco on the ground and it broke into pieces.

Rudy mans eyes widened "you can rob a bank, you can steal a car, you can even steal an old lady's purse but when you drop a taco on the floor your going DOWN!!!!" Rudy man screamed as he shot a soccer ball at him.

The man tried to catch it but it shot him back into the wall knocking him out.

"Attack!!!" another ordered.

All of them attacked at once heading for Rudy man but each was being taken out by soccer ball after soccer ball.

One snuck up behind him but Jorge pecked at him and brought him to the ground.

Rudy man then kicked a soccer ball right to his face knocking him out. As Rudy man and Jorge began to win the main Multiplier began to run off.

"What happened? my calculations were flawless" he cussed, typing on his calculator.

As he ran he bumped into something dropping his calculator.

"Hey watch it!" he yelled as he got up but was shocked to see it was the commissioner.

"Um.....hey there......Eric" he nervously chuckled.

The commissioner punched him and knocked him out "that's commissioner Stevens to you" he scoffed as he walked off.

Rudy man and Jorge finally finished up the copies and were heading off until the commissioner stopped him.

"Relax Commissioner I was just leaving" Rudy man mumbled eating a taco.

"Don't bother, from what you did here today I see why the old commissioner wanted you on our side"

"You don't mean?"

The commissioner nodded " your welcome to help anytime"

They both shook hands and headed off.

"Even the Multiplier was defeated by this Rudy man, it's time I pull out the big guns and end you Rudy man HAHAHAHAH-"

"Sir your cookies are ready"

"Damn it John it's like you wait for me to start laughing!!!!"

"Sorry sir!" he cried running off.

Darkheart just looked at the door "I never said you had to leave......"