It was a hot day in Pas Rico City and Rudy man was getting low on funds.
"Man it's Saturday, usually I have some business but the last few weeks have been dead"
After a few more minutes of watching T.V. Rudy man grew bored.
Rudy man let out a sigh "guess I'll mow my own lawn" he groaned as Jorge was sleeping on it.
He turned it on and Jorge stayed asleep.
He began mowing his lawn.
Each blade of grass was cut to perfection and seemed to glow with greatness.
As Rudy man continued he noticed a new billboard sign being put up.
"It's about time, I'm tired of seeing that ad for Nutella....a....Ahhhh!!!!! This is your fault!!!" Rudy man yelled at the poster which was a ad for a lawn mowing service called "Richard's Lawn Mowing Service".
"We will do your lawn for half off if you recommend us to a friend" the poster added.
"This could be troublesome..... Jorge let's gear up!" Rudy man called, waking Jorge up.
Rudy man jumped into the shower and then his suit.
He then put Jorge's little cape on and brushed his feathers.
"Lets go!" Rudy man yelled as he pumped the tunes and then headed off to track down this mower menace.
A few weeks earlier.....
Lord Darkheart slammed his fist on the meeting table "come on people we are losing this war!!!"
"Um it's not really a war sir" a goon commented.
"And your not really a villain! Your just a goon I got off eBay!" Lord darkheart yelled.
The goon shut up and began to quietly weep.
"Now does anyone have any ideas?"
Everyone whispered to each other.
"Stop whispering!!!" He ordered slamming his fist again.
"S-sorry sir.....we got nothing" A goon reported.
"Worthless...." He spat under his breath.
"Excuse me sir?" The goon asked.
"YOUR ALL WORTHLESS!!!" He roared slamming his hand again.
From the darkness Lord Darkheart heard a man laughing.
"Who's laughing?" He hissed, gritting his teeth.
"I'm sorry sir but it's just your thinking about it all wrong" Two men said walking into the light.
"Do you have an idea?" Darkheart asked.
"Not an idea, a sure fire plan!" One of them clarified.
Darkheart stayed quiet listening.
"Make him come to us" they smiled together.
"Ha yeah perfect have him beat us at a different scene" A goon sarcastically complemented.
"Pff! You idiot of course we can't beat him in a fight-"
"Then what are you trying to say!?!" The goon yelled.
"I wasn't done yet....." The man grumbled.
"We can't beat him in a fight but maybe in a cortar el césped enfrentamiento!" He triumphantly shouted.
"Of course!!!" Lord Darkheart mirrored slamming his hand again so hard his hand was becoming red.
"It's so simple, how did we not get it! A cortar el césped enfrentamiento!..... What's that?"
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The Mexican Adventures of Rudy Man
HumorOkay first things first If you are easily offended by racists jokes and such don't come here also I'm sorry for anyone I may offend that was not my intention so please forgive me Also the Final villain of this series is someone real and this could...
