Before the all mighty Rudy man was born we had Mr.Rudolfo Carlos Edgardo Juan Matinez Garcia Mendez; The third of course.
He was a mild mannered man that came to America for one reason and that was to free this world of all evil and turn it into a world where all Mexicans and Americans could eat tacos together in peace.
But when Rudolfo was starting out he had alot of trouble keeping a steady paycheck for most of the jobs in America he did not like or was no good at.
One day when he was mowing his lawn he got the perfect idea for what to do.
A week later he opened up his own lawn mowing company called "Rudolfo's mowing services"
When you call for him he guarantees to have your lawn done with in the hour no matter the size.
His jingle can be heard from all ends of the earth when he is summoned.
"Rudolfo!!!!Rudolfo!!!!....he cuts lawns!"
Many musicians tried to come up with a song so perfect but none could match its perfection.
Rudolfo became famous rather quickly for his lawn mower services and found him self with more money then he knew what to do with.
He decided to buy a small house with a fairly large amount of land and somewhere he could get to everyone in need as quick as possible.
He also decided to use most of his money to upgrade his mower to a god like status and bought an abundance of chickens for food (eggs only).
During his time as Rudolfo the lawn mower he forgot his true goals.
Until one day on his way to a job he heard a cry for help.
He quickly turned around and found himself at a small rundown taco hut in the corner of the street.
"What's the problem?!" Rudolfo asked.
"All our money has been stolen with out that money we will have to close shop" the owner cried.
"Don't you worry for I will save the day" he heroically spouted as he got on his mower and tried out his new surround sound system.
The thief began to hear the strumming of guitars and tonguing of trumpets getting ever so louder behind him.
"What's that noise?" He questioned turning around to see Rudolfo hot on his trail.
He picked up speed but found it impossible to escape Rudolfo .
"You can't run....from justice!" Rudolfo boomed as he jumped on the criminal and pinned his down.
"Now to call the poli-!" The criminal threw Rudolfo off his back and ran to the money with a lighter in his hand.
"If I can't have this money....no one can!!" He yelled as he burned it to ash.
Rudolfo's blood began to boil.
"Do you like soccer?" Rudolfo asked.
"What's that suppose to mean?"
"Cause I'm in the mood for a game but....it seems I need a ball" Rudolfo murmured walking towards the man.
"Stop right there!" The man said pulling out a gun.
Rudolfo stopped.
"Yeah bet you didn't think I had a gun did you?" The man laughed nervously.
"I want to play soccer......." Rudolfo whispered.
"I have no ball...." He repeated.
"Stop whispering!!!" The man warned ready to pull the trigger.
"But I will play soccer......I shall play soccer.....with your head!!!" Rudolfo roared as he ran at the man.
The man panicked and fired but Rudolfo dodged the bullet and did a roundhouse kick to the man's face knocking him out.
This kick was the kick that turned plain old Rudolfo Carlos Edgardo Juan Matinez Garcia Mendez the third into the all mighty Rudy man!
The police showed up moments later.
"This is the police! hands in the-" the police were shocked to see the criminal down on the ground.
The two people from the taco hut came out from the cop car.
"Thank you mister you really saved us!" The owner teared up truly grateful.
"Where's the money?" He asked concerned.
Rudolfo could only look away "I'm sorry the money....was burned".
The man gave Rudolfo one final look and went to his daughter who was the only other worker he had.
"Come on honey let's pack our bags.....were heading back to Mexico"
When Rudolfo heard these words he couldn't help but stop them.
"No....I will give you the money ten fold".
The owner looked in shock.
"You can't be serious...."
Rudolfo just nodded "as serious as my love my tacos"
The man's eyes began to water up "thank you.....so much"
Rudolfo gave up all his savings to not only pay for them to keep in business but gave the whole taco hut an upgrade.
New cooking ware, tables, menus, you name it, They even got a new sign for the taco hut and called the restaurant "Tony's taco"
"How could we ever repay you?" Tony asked.
"I ask for only one thing.....And that is to get free tacos everytime I come here" Rudolfo asked.
"Yes of course anytime!"
"I'm sorry, you have done all this for us and I don't even know your name" he blushed.
"My name is Rudol- I mean Rudy man the great and almighty Rudy man!"
"Well then Rudy man you are welcome here anytime of every year for as long as I live" Tony stated.
"Thank you sir"
"Please....call me Tony"
With Rudy man's job done he went home to began his new life......his new life as The almighty Rudy man!!!.
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The Mexican Adventures of Rudy Man
HumorOkay first things first If you are easily offended by racists jokes and such don't come here also I'm sorry for anyone I may offend that was not my intention so please forgive me Also the Final villain of this series is someone real and this could...
