RoyEd One-Shot Collection

Losing The Key

"Fullmetal, stop making this more awkward than it already is!" Roy exclaimed to the blonde, currently sitting in his lap. Ed's faced flushed. How the hell had he gotten himself into this mess?!
-A few minutes earlier-
The door to Colonel Roy Mustang's office was slammed open as Edward entered the office, his younger brother following behind him. "Ah, welcome back Fullmetal." The Colonel greeted. Edward glared at him in reply. "Here's your stupid report Colonel Bastard." He replied. It was Ed's way of saying hello. "I take it the mission didn't go well?" Roy questioned. Edward didn't reply as he slammed his report down, and sat on the couch. "Fullmetal I'd like an answer." The Colonel added, making Edward growl. "It was fine." He replied through gritted teeth. Havoc, usually hearing the two argue, decided to get some revenge for once. He had gotten everyone in the office to agree to this, even Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye. He got handcuffs, and decided to force his superiors, Ed and Roy, to get along. "That's good to hear. Although, I'm surprised that no buildings were destroyed Fullmetal." Roy returned, smirking slightly. Edward sent him a harsh glare. "Shut it." He growled. Alphonse knew what really happened on the mission, but Ed had made him promise not to say anything to the Colonel. His younger brother also knew of the feelings the elder Elric had for his superior officer. So, when the two were standing next to one another, Havoc, unknowingly clipped one cuff on each of their hands. "Anything else Mustang?" Edward asked, not wanting to stay there any longer. "No, Fullmetal, that's all." Roy responded. Everyone in the office had piled out, not catching the State Alchemists's attention. When Edward tried to walk away, he felt a force pull him back, and he found his hand stuck together with Roy Mustang, his well um.....crush. Edward's face went bright red, as he found himself in Roy's lap. This also made the raven headed Colonel blush.
-Present Time-
"Where's the damn key?!" Edward exclaimed, Roy looked at him. He had never seen the Fullmetal Alchemist so flustered. "I'm not sure..." The older man replied, sighing softly. He suddenly hugged Edward to his chest with the arm that hadn't been confined, and the blonde's face heated up immediately. "C-Colonel....?!" He asked. Roy looked at him. "Relax Edward..." He replied, running a hand through his golden locks. The blonde nodded, and nuzzled his head into Roy's chest. Roy smiled, and held him there. "Colonel?" The small alchemist asked softly. "What is it?" He replied. "That mission you sent me on....I failed." He admitted. Roy frowned a little, and buried his head into the crook of Roy's neck. "I know." He replied gently. "Colonel?" Edward asked again, blushing. Roy smiled softly and looked at him. "What is it Ed?" The blonde placed a passionate kiss on Roy's lips. "I love you." He confessed. Roy captured his lips in another kiss. "I love you too."