One In A Million ~Ashton Irwin Fanfic~

0.5 Lana

Quietly tapping my pen against the wooden desk of our science bench is suddenly disturbed by the screech of a chair being pulled up next to me.

By the over exaggerated musk of Lynx and the fake Yeezy trainers I can tell it's the biggest douche in the school, Todd. "Hey babe mind if I sit here?" He tried to be seductive only sounding as sad as me over hearing a flirting session between my chemistry and English teachers in homeroom. "Don't call me babe and I do mind so go away" I roll my eyes as I get a few stares from the 'popular' crowd. "Why not? I'm only having a bit of fun." He winks squeezing my leg "do that again and I'll chop your hand off." I sarcastically smile only earning a grunt from Lord fuckboy himself. "Whatever" he sighs kicking the chair under the bench as I smile "thanks".
Todd's been trying to get me into his bed for a while now but every time he tries I flip him off. He thinks just because he's somewhat good looking and popular he can get any girl he wants. When in reality all the people he's slept with were the schools sluts or the naive souls who thought they meant something to him when in reality he would dump them the next day and publicly humiliate them. Which is the saddest part.. That's what he did to Gina and she ran crying into the school toilets and refused to come out. I had to console her and buy her Ben and Jerry's for a week.

But not me. I hate him for what he did to one of my best friends. Unluckily he's not got that gist yet and still try's to 'graft' me. But I'll never give in as I don't want his crabs thanks.
He only wants me so bad because he knows I'm one of the only people who hasn't slept with him. (Apart from Lola who's been with Oliver for ages and she's planning on keeping that way so she's the only exception). But yes he has slept his way from girl to girl, but I haven't given him the satisfaction to call himself top shagger or whatever.

"Don't worry baby doll I'm not giving up that easily" he whispers in my ear as a shudder is sent down my spine "fuck off" I growl as he maniacally laughs returning to his desk with the rest of the jocks.

As he does this the twig bitches of this dump turn in their seats and giggle to themselves. Never in my life have I wanted to kill as many people as I want to now.

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Dinner time finally approaches and I've been counting down the minutes to the bell. Politics is shit. Yes I did take it as an option. Why you ask, because I like to be involved in the world and what goes on. My one ambition and goal in life is to get the opportunity to travel the globe and help those less fortunate than me.

I bet I sound like some type of kiss ass student who licks the teachers arse. In fact I'm the opposite, the amount of times I've kicked off in class is unreal. Another rampage in one of my classes and I'm looking at a 4 day suspension and a goodbye to me graduating.
I'm not letting that happen; I'm not dealing with the same fake barbies and wannabe NBA players next year. Plus I'm not watching my best friends graduate without me. No chance in hell.

I just buy an apple and a tuna and sweet corn pasta salad and make my way behind the bleachers.

As I arrive all my friends are already lay under the bleachers in some kind of deformed circle. "Hey guys" I chip as every single body that was once lay down on the ground pops up "Lanaaaa" Gina squeals as she grabs my hand and sits me down.. "I know it's a nice day but no ones this ecstatic when it's sunny, are you all high?" I ask raising an eyebrow as they all burst into laughter "no we're not but we've got some amazing news we thought you'd like to hear!!" Harry states patting his legs as if to do a drum roll. Last time these idiots had good news was when it was 4/20 and some guy was giving out free weed at the back of Walmart.

After the 30 second drum rolls Lola finally spits it out "Coachella is on this weekend!! And you can pay at the gate, we have to go Lans" she smiles as they all 'ta da' with jazz hands. "Sorry to put a rain on all your hopeful faces, you know my mom won't ever let me go to a festival.. Especially when all of you will be high as kites and I'll be the one looking after you all." I frown as they do too "please we really want you to attend this year.. Remember when I went last year on my own.. It wasn't the same.. Convince your parents please." Gina begs followed by Oliver, Harry and Lols pleading and moaning at me.
"FINE! I'll try to persuade them but don't moan when they say no." I sigh laying back as they all follow me. "Fuck yea!!" Oliver laughs as Lols cuddles into him "I can feel a positive result!" Harry squeals as I roll my eyes.. This isn't gonna go well.