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Chapter Ten

 "Omigawd!" Lauren explained pulling out her Palm Pixie phone and holding it up to her nose as if she was reading it wrong. "Whaa?" I asked sitting back on Sammie's red leather sofa. Lauren raised her eyebrow but didn't glance my way "Look at these comments!" Sammie pulled her Mac Laptop out and sat next to me placing half of it on her left thigh and half on my right thigh. As Sammie pulled up Ally's page she gasped. "Danny Dior is in a relationship!" She said and smiled at me as if saying "he's a good catch, Jo". "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll explain later...pull up the photo!" I shrugged.

Sammie's cursor scrolled over "AllyCat's Photo's" and selected the album 'Snitches and Bitches'. This was Ally's bitchiest moments...when she was mad at someone she would get revenge on them and then take a picture and add it to the famous Karman High 'Snitches and Bitches' photo album. We zipped down all the photos. There was Janna Bryson, soaking wet with Mascara running all down her face, the girls blasted her with the school hose at gym because she told Karen Dailey one of Ally's biggest secrets in 7th grade. Underneath a soaking wet Janna was Somalia Roberts dressed in a furry, very un-sexy 'cat costume', Ally and the others forged a school newsletter saying there was a funny animal costume day at school and just sent it to Somalia after Somalia told the whole 8th grade class Lauren had lice. And even below poor Somalia was the worst...it wasn't a person either. It was...a thing. One of the biggest 'things' at Karman. It was a picture the "Karman Girls Hot or Not list". A group of boys made the list of Top 10 Hottie girls and Top 10 Nottie girls. They did this every year, the new Hot or Not list would be out in a few weeks. I had memorized the list from every year...Last year the Top 10 Hotties were- Sammie as #1, Savannah as #2, Ally as #3, Lauren as #4, Ashley Kings as #5, Valerie as #6, Chelsea as #7, Amanda as #8, Kalyn as #9 and Geneva as #10. The Notties on the other hand were- Martha as #1, Jessica as #2, Michelle Wardell as #3, Noel Cates as #4, Avery Pierce as #5, CaseyLynn Molegrath as #6, Mara McCarthy as #7, Claire Yiddish as #8, Hannah Bunter as #9 and then Nikki Leigh as #10.

I guess I should feel lucky that I didn't place anywhere. But I guess I just felt forgotten. Sammie clicked on Amy's picture. There she was, grabbing at her tube dress by her belly button and her EXTRA-Pushup Polka dot bra hanging off her boobs with tissues and balled-up socks flailing everywhere. "Ha! Amanda says 'Who is she?' and Chelsea responded with 'That Amy girl...or wears a C Cup but should be an A! Lol!'" Sammie read. "I saw that too!" Ally replies "Also...Karen commented 'Guess Ashley's not the only one anymore!" and Ashley TOTALLY cursed that bitch out". I raised my fist in the air as if saying- WOOHOO, but more sarcastically. After all, Ashley wasn't much better than Karen...just more popular. Ashley's pictures were all of her "accidentally" leaning down with her boobs all out and her ass "accidentally" sticking in the air. While Karen was a complete flat stick and all her pics were either her and her boyfriend Trey, or Karen wearing way too much eyeliner. Sammie set the laptop on the bed and went into her closet.

"Jordan, I don't think dating Danny is the RIGHT thing to do...that's Sammie's ex, you know?" Ally whispered. I can only shrug, I didn't think Sammie minded. "Ladies! Look what I found!" Sammie shouted stepping out of the zebra-striped wall closet and carrying a pile of dresses. Carefully, Sammie laid out each one on the bed. There was a sheer, champagne colored, longer strapless dress, with a shiny diamond belt. A lime green, tight, tight, tight, one-shoulder-strap cocktail dress, with a line of ruffles at the bottom, which was also SUPER short (like panty showing short). Next to that one was a simple baby blue, spaghetti-strap dress, which fell just above your knees and had an oval cutout to show a little bit of cleavage. The two remaining dresses were both sequined one pink and one gold. The pink sequins shined off the windows and made a dazzling pink light on the ceiling. From the top of the dress it went from a light baby pink to a dark pink in a beautiful fading way. There was a chain link lined along the tube dress' top and a string of diamonds along the bottom. It. Was. Perfect.

"So, for homecoming-" Sammie started. How could I have forgotten...HOMECOMING! It was every girls dream to be Karman High's Homecoming Queen, and everyone knew Sammie would win. "I'm going to get all of y'all into some GORGEOUS threads!" She finished smoothing out the pink dress "And NONE of you girls are going to be caught in some same dress as a loser...or worse- A Wannabe" Sammie shivered just thinking of it. "So my Daddy sent these dresses from a cute little Boutique in California, there's only one in the whole world!" Sammie reached for the slutty lime green one "'Vannah here's yours!" Then, the queen bee, Sammie tossed the Champagne to Ally and smiled. "And Lauren..." She handed Laur the blue simple one carefully. I peek my head up as Sammie felt around for the sequin ones. "And Jordan this one’s for you," she handed me the gold dress, all her pearly white teeth shining. Then she whispered "Your going to be my Mini Me- er- Second Best, I guess I should say...And I'm," Sammie spoke to all the girls now "going to be wearing this beauty!" she held the Pink dress up to her slim body. "It's perfect, Hun" I grimmest.