Tiva Oneshots

Who?!

Who?!

"Have a good day sweetie! Try not to create too much trouble! Unless it is absolutely necessary or hilarious! Je t'aime!" Tony told his fourteen year old daughter Tali as he and her mother dropped her off at school. "Je t'aime aussi Abba." Tali said rolling her eyes at her father's daily saying and shaking her head as she got out of the car. "Ani ohevet otach Ima." She said from outside the car reaching in through the window to give her mother a kiss on the cheek. Then she ran over to a group of her friends and they started talking in rapid French as they walked in the doors of the school. "Must you always embarrass her Tony?" Ziva said shaking her head and rolling her eyes just as Tali had done. "Of course I do. She needs to know the appropriate times to make trouble Sweetcheeks. So I just make sure to let her know every morning." Tony told her. "Whatever Tony. I will just ask you this one question. Who got a kiss on the cheek?" She said looking at him and smirking for a second before looking back at the road. "That's neither here nor there." Tony said. "No no no. Who got a kiss on the cheek?! Me or you?" Ziva said waggling her finger at Tony while keeping her hand on the wheel. "Just...that...." Tony said  trying to think of a comeback. "Tony Tony who? WHO WHO MR ANTHONY DINOZZO JR?! WHO DID SHE KISS ON THE CHEEK?!" Ziva yelled cracking up and putting her hand on Tony's face while still keeping her eyes on the road. Ziva took her hand off of his face and put it back on the steering wheel. "WHO TONY WHO WHO?" Ziva yelled through her laughter. "Who let the dogs out who who who who?" Tony chuckled referencing the old song. "Tony do not change the subject! Now who was it?!" She exclaimed as they pulled into their driveway. "Fine fine it was you!!! It was you she kissed you on the cheek not me!" He exclaimed throwing his hands in the air in defeat. "Thank you Tony." She said unbuckling her seatbelt and reaching over to give Tony a tiny little peck on the mouth. Afterwards she gave him a little poke on the nose. "Don't worry she loves us both the same." She told him. "Why thank you Zi." Tony said smiling at her as they both got out of the car. "Well...actually...she might love me just a little bit more." Ziva said squinting her eyes and placing her fingers about an inch apart to indicate the little more that she meant. Tony squinted his eyes at her in a fake menacing way. "I'm gonna get you." Tony said starting to run to the other side of the car. Ziva squealed and ran inside the house Tony chasing her laughing all the way.