Daddy is a (Fe)Male

Seconds

The teacher

whose name I always seem to forget

laughed

when I said my name

"Its not"
she said with a flourish

"What is

Your real name sweetie?"

Mom blushed

and whispered to the teacher

"That is

her real name, Ms Yuma"

I said

that she didn't have to worry about it

since she

had a weird name too

Middle school

will be even harder with

all these

kids thinking I was a stripper

"Bunny"

Ms Yuma said with a look of disgust

"You can

take your seat by Abigail"

Abby was

in no disrespect to her at all

a very

disabled personality

I didn't

really know why that on my

first day

I would be subjected to the teasing and now belittling of my school

I guess

you could never

teach a

dog new tricks