Neko Protector [On HOLD]

Ch 10

A/N- I've forgotten which number of Zabuza I was on, so I'm just going to call them both Zabuza. Also it's now my summer vacation and while that should mean I will update more because I have more time to not have a social life, I edited using my school rented chrome book which I no longer have until next school year. So that means I will either publish with a lot of typos, or I will update even less than I am already... Sorry. Also does anyone else know that awkward moment when you go to push up your glasses, but aren't actually wearing them so you just end up poking yourself in the eye? Yeah it's not fun so I don't recommend it. As I said before I suck at battle scenes so bear with me... And would anyone be interested in reading a Vampire Knight Fanfiction? It wouldn't screw with me updating this story, but rather give me something else to work on when I'm stuck.

Ch 10

Dangling in the air with my neck beginning to throb, didn't stop me from noticing the irony of the situation as Ducky became a piece of furniture to yet another jounin. First it was Kakashi using him as a chair during the bell test, and now Zabuza was practically jumping up and down on top of his little Ducky step-stool.

"Let go of Tsuki and Sasuke!" Naruto demanded savagely, drawing all of our attention before making a complicated set of headsigns. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

All around the clearing hundreds of copies of Team Seven's beloved blond knucklehead pop up out of thin air and easily surround Zabuza, Ducky and I. At this, Zabuza grumbles and drops me to the ground and steps off of Ducky, reaching for his sword.

I land heavily beside Ducky with a grunt of pain, moving closer to the mini Uchiha as all the Naruto clones all whip out sparkly kunai knives. We've already discovered that Naruto could be a little over zealous and I didn't just get manhandled by a puddle so Ducky could get stabbed by a rogue Naruto Knife.

Once Zabuza was thoroughly distracted by the sparkles, I grudgingly helped the raven haired duckbutt to his feet, hissing and growling all the way. I wasn't exactly hurt free, and Ducky was heavy. On top of that Ducky probably broke a rib when big boned Zabuza used him as a trampoline, and that just meant that Ducky would be an even bigger baby than usual for the next week or so because boys were useless when they were hurt. Thanks for that Zabuza.

The now upright Ducky and I watched as the Naruto horde piled forward until they fully covered a probably very angry Mist Rogue. Unfortunately for us that pile explodes a few seconds later, sending little Naruto clones flying every which way, and leaving us alone with the same, now, very angry Zabuza. Thanks for that Naruto.

And of course our client, Tazuna, has the utmost confidence when following Fangirl's gasp at the Naruto rain, he growls, "His skills are too advanced, he's too powerful! There's no way they can defeat him!" Thanks for that Tazuna.

"Sasuke!" One of the Naruto clones yell before wildly tossing a windmill shuriken our way. Ducky yelps and reaches out to catch it before it impales somebody, spinning around a few times when he does.

The one that threw it, a Naruto that didn't poof away when it hit the ground, gives a proud grin and Zabuza looks between him, and Ducky as the plan clicks into place in the raven boys head. Sort of wish someone would share it with me though because I've still got no idea. Even if we toss the thing at puddle boy, then we've still got to deal with his lord and master, Zabuza Original.

Fangirl lets out an ear splitting yelp of excitement as she watches the entire thing and I throw her a look. If this had been a real fight, meaning if Zabuza wasn't just toying with all of us for his own amusement, then that might have made her a target. Well a target of Zabuza's. If we made it through this I was going to suffocate her in her sleep.