I Can't Believe this (BXB)

Chapter 18: Skanks and Meth

Sorry I haven't been updating, I'm going through things and I've cried everyday this week. I'm just done.

Chapter 18: Skanks and Meth

--Arlo's POV--

"Hey get up," I gently shook JC awake,for once, I actually got up early. "No," he whined an rolled over on his side. "I'm tired." He muffled against his pillow. "Wow, who's the one not wanting to go to school now?" I straightened up and crossed my arms over me chest. JC turned his head and peeked at me through one eye. "Me." He said before shutting his eyes and trying to fall back asleep. "Well maybe you shouldn't have gone to sleep at four on the morning." I pointed out and he groaned. "Can't I just stay in today?" He asked pouting, yet, his eyes still weren't open. How lovely. "Ok fine!" U threw my hands up in the air. My hair fell into my eyes a little and I blew them away.

Suddenly I was pulled down on top of JC, his arms wrapped around my waist. "I love you," He smiled never opening his eyes. "I love you to." I mumbled and glared at his perfect face. What the hell, was it sculpted by fucking Jesus? Ok, maybe I shouldn't but the f-word and Jesus in the same sentence. "I have to get ready now, so if you'd kindly let go of me-"

Kindly my ass, he fuckin' pushed me off of him, and I landed on my butt. "You stupid little-"

"Shhh."

"Excuse me?"

"I'm sleeping."

His eyes were still shut and he smirked. Bastard, I hope you get fried in the worlds largest fryer by SpongeBob Squarepants. I got up and narrowed my eyes at JC. And I thought he was the Blaine to my Kurt Hummel. How wrong was I?

I got my clothes out and walked into the bathroom. Honestly, I don't know who the fuck showers I the morning. I don't have time for that shit. I showered at night, therefore I am clean. I brushed my teeth quickly and washed my face before slipping out of my shirt and shorts. I out on deodorant; bitches love deodorant. But all I want is my JC. JC all day, JC all night, JC in every way. I pout on my green and white horizontally stripped shirt, dark blue jean skinny jeans, and black toms. I ditched my glasses for my contacts and decided not to comb my hair. Can someone say lazy? No, i thought it looked fine and sexy messy.

I shut the door to the bathroom lightly behind me when I heard the soft, faint, snores of JC coming from his bed. I lightly walked over to the mini fridge and pulled out a banana, granola bar, an apple juice. Apple juice is like my baby. Wait, no, it IS my baby. JC comes in second, haha. I kissed JC's cheek before leaving and closed the door behind me, making sure to lock it. That dude from the need said to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband, 'cause they're rapin' er'one out here. Pretty sure boyfriends count to.

I whistled out of tune as I walked to my first class building. Whoever can whistle better then me is amazing in my book. I applaud you.

I walked into the building and sat at the very back of the class while chewing on my granola bar. Being without my sweet boyfriend is like dying of thirst in the middle of the ocean, and everyone knows if you drunk the salt water you're screwed.

The class went by surprisingly fast. Which was good because I wasn't really paying any attention to what was going on. I kept thinking about home and weirdly Barney. Out of all things Barney. Barney is a purple dinosaur from our imagination, something something blah blah blah, blah blah blah blee blee bloo blah. Yeah, no.

I walked into Mr. Fitzgerald's classroom looking around for Natalie. Instead, my eyes landed on my least favorite skank. I don't even think I have a FAVORITE skank to begin with. "Hello," She came up to me and gave me a ratchet smile, and swung her ratchet hair over her ratchet shoulder. She wore a tight pink skirt and a white crop top. "I think your underboob is showing." I flatly told her and she smirked. "Like it?"

"I'm gay."

"Like your boyfriend."

"Finally got that through your head?" I gave her a fake smile.

"Yes, but that won't stop me from getting dat ass." She blew me a kiss before smacking her lips and walking away. I swear I was flaming because my ears were slightly warm and I was grinding my teeth. "Please take your seats," mr. Fitzgerald started and everyone sat down. I, since my boyfriend wasn't here, sat in the back of the class. Natalie and Josh still haven't walked in yet. Is everyone taking a hooky day? "So, class," Mr. Fitzgerald flapped his hands together excitedly. "It's do glad to see your faces again." He smiled and some people chuckled. "It's sooo nice to see your face again too," a girl in the front of the class said also before slapping her hands against her mouth when she notice she said that out loud. The class snickered and laughed when MR. Fitzgerald sent her a wink. What's this, is my new teacher a...A...manwhore? Oh the horror. "Arlo, hey there, you ok?" I was so lost in thought that I didn't realize that the teacher was calling me and the class was staring at me. "I'm fine." I blushed and licked my lips that had suddenly became dry. "Good," he nodded before sitting on his desk cross crossed.

"I would love to tell you guys what you will be learning while you're in my class. You will be learning how to control your voice mostly. I have a club that I will try to get up tomorrow, it's a singing club and we'll go to competitions and that wonderful stuff. Also, I really enjoy science so I'll randomly just give scientific facts out of no where - just a heads up." He smiled and I took my banana out of my bag. My stomach had began to act like a psycho on her period. "I have a scjentificy question I would like to speak!" I declared while raising my hand. Everyone shifted their attention to me. "If the earth's line thingy-what is that called?" I asked. "The axis...?" Mr. Fitzgerald slowly said and I nodded. "Yeah that! Ok, so if Earth's axis is like this," I slanted my arm trying to resemble Earths axis. "Does that make it gay since it's not straight? Or, or, does that make it LESBIAN since we call Earth "Mother Nature"?" I asked peeling my banana open.

Everyone laughed or either gave me shocked faces that I would even consider asking a teacher that. While everyone was still laughing the shit out of them and clapping like a walrus on crack, Me. Fitzgerald just gave me a sloppy smile. "Well I don't know," He started and rubbed his invisible beard. "You should go ask some scientists." He answered. "Nah," I shook my head. "I'm pretty sure I already know the answer." I shrugged and began licking my banana up and down seductively. Why? Because I'm bored. "Oh yeah? And what do you think the answer is?" Mr. FitzG rose an eyebrow. "Earth's axis is on meth." I stated confidently and again people started laughing.

I just continued to lick my banana and stare at the teacher who was staring back at me.

THERE YOU GO. I'M SORRY AGAIN FOR THE WAIT.